You know what really bugs me about chapstick? Once you start you using it you can't stop. It's almost like there's some sort of secret ingredient in it that makes it impossible to stop using. Some sort of sales guarantee or something you know? Like nicotine. I swear when I stop using chapstick my lips feel like they're going to crack and fall off my face, but then after about a week or so of staying clean and chapstick free I always feel fine. Then I wonder why I ever used the stick in the first place. Hhhhmmmmm.
