September 20th, 2009 by admin

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Editor-at-Large

Cort-easy, G-ride, G, Man-Perv, The Garrett Pants, and Titty-Warhol. All these names are used in casual conversation when speaking quietly about the fresh, camera-seducing editor-at-large for Alliance. The Nor-Cal to Orlando transplant victim can be seen drinking Coors by the bucket load whilst watching ESPN naked on a sofa shaving his chest to say certain inappropriate camera phrases, like “Real Men Do It Without a Lens Cap”, or “I Literally Just Made Love To My Digital SLR … Seriously Guys … I Need A New Camera Now.” Garrett has camera skills the likes of which are in such high demand he has a velvet rope outside his bedroom/office. He also shaves his head when he gets wasted. He’s glorious.

2 Responses to “Garrett Cortese”

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  2. Nathan Vetter Says:

    woah… that wasnt supposed to send yet. obviously…

    but I recently was out shooting with Brodie Chaboya and had a couple shots I was hoping to submit to you. If you could shoot me directions on how you would like that done that would be rad.

    Hope to hear back soon.
    Cheers,
    Nathan Vetter

     

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