2009 Alliance Fake Awards: Wakeboard
Not Wakeboarder of the Year: James Balzer. Rode a wakeboard once this summer and walked away with $6,000.
Not Trick of the Year: Any wrapped trick without a solid grab. The grab is the whole point of the trick, not squeezing in another 180 or 360…
Trash-stache of the Year: Shane Bonifay. Just watch the PB Doc…
Not-stache of the Year: Bob Soven. He actually went months without shaving with zero visible results.
Not Tweeter of the Year: Phil Soven
Tweeter of the Year: Bob Soven
Haircut of the Year: Ben Greenwood (he shaved!)
Not Blog of the Year: Almost every other pro wakeboard blogger
“Not Fair, Bro” party move of the Year: Clear Lake legend Smokey stealing all the ladies in his classic Correct Craft during Feet on Fire.
Danny Harf Impression of the Year: Jimmy LaRiche (even though he’s not even trying)
Overall Impressionist of the Year: Parks Bonifay. Ask him to do Rusty Malinoski or Chad Sharpe.