It’s friday which usually means nothing other than the fact that you’re going to do a half ass job at work, but today is going to be different. Here’s something to channel your focus towards. Slingshot is giving away a free 140 cm Lyman Pro Model board to the user with the best caption for the photo above. Simply leave your entry in the comments section below. Something along the lines of noses and stiffy’s is a good start, but really push yourself this time, maybe even put in an hour after lunch to make sure you come away with the grand prize. Summer is on the way and your wit may just be enough to roll into summer with style on a 2012 Slingshot deck.
Remember, YOU MUST BE LOGGED IN THROUGH FACEBOOK TO BE ELIGIBLE TO WIN!! The winner will be announced monday afternoon @ 5 PM PST via twitter (@alliancewake).
Let the games begin…
March 23rd, 2012 at 7:36 am
I remember my first stiffy
March 23rd, 2012 at 8:34 am
how do you spell long dick? L O DICK
March 23rd, 2012 at 9:45 am
With all these gay stiffies, I’m starting to wonder if sling-shots a sexual reference .
March 23rd, 2012 at 9:54 am
HEAD, shoulders, indy, nose, indy, nose…
March 23rd, 2012 at 9:57 am
Yeah…..My stiffy’s bigger than yours
March 23rd, 2012 at 10:10 am
Stiffy up boys
March 23rd, 2012 at 10:20 am
Scott G., That is a good one. Nice call.
March 23rd, 2012 at 10:24 am
Bangarang!!
March 23rd, 2012 at 10:38 am
Seeing double, twice.
March 23rd, 2012 at 10:44 am
this boys so stiff they can´t see pass their noses
March 23rd, 2012 at 10:54 am
Synchronized Wakeboarding…our only shot at becoming an Olympic sport.
March 23rd, 2012 at 10:59 am
“CUT!!!” Rider number 3 for the 4th time, you have your board upside down!
March 23rd, 2012 at 12:13 pm
you gotta to be flexible to have a four way.
March 23rd, 2012 at 12:47 pm
“SLINGSHOT!” GET SOME!
March 23rd, 2012 at 1:11 pm
The four horseman of the slingpocalypse
March 23rd, 2012 at 2:09 pm
Never feel iffy about a stiffy
March 23rd, 2012 at 2:09 pm
I grab my Moby Dick’s and poke my sitffy’s.
March 23rd, 2012 at 2:16 pm
Is Dale Jr. drving that Jetski?
March 23rd, 2012 at 2:18 pm
Who: Slingshot Team
Where: Janky TX rail lake
Pull: Dale, Jr.’s jacked up 1985 Silverado
March 23rd, 2012 at 2:37 pm
Rider #3 making a strong case for a wood-grain Power Ranger.
March 23rd, 2012 at 2:47 pm
1 stiff, 2 stiff, red stiff, blue stiff
-Dr. Lyman
March 23rd, 2012 at 3:15 pm
Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads
March 23rd, 2012 at 3:24 pm
“Not matter the color of your board, Grab a Slingshot!” ms
March 23rd, 2012 at 3:29 pm
“Slingshot…Engaged.”
(from Talladega Nights!)
March 23rd, 2012 at 3:30 pm
Slingin’ a couple of Shots!
March 23rd, 2012 at 3:43 pm
Slingshot: Leading the movement to include Synchronized Wakeboarding in the Olympics
March 23rd, 2012 at 3:48 pm
Go Go Power Rangers
March 23rd, 2012 at 3:52 pm
Slingshot riders decided that a foursome is not just for golf, but still still appreciate a stiff grip!
March 23rd, 2012 at 4:01 pm
One, two, three, four…time to go slingshot hardcore!
March 23rd, 2012 at 4:06 pm
You know your riding a Slingshot when…
March 23rd, 2012 at 4:34 pm
Even a slingshot can give you a Stiffy.
March 23rd, 2012 at 5:06 pm
5 feet of air, 4 riders, 3 ramps, 2 different grabs, 1 brand, 0 compromises.
March 23rd, 2012 at 5:19 pm
to Thrill to Chill
March 23rd, 2012 at 5:26 pm
Riding a Slingshot will hit ya so hard not even Marty Mcfly could bring you back
March 23rd, 2012 at 5:28 pm
Riding a Slingshot will hit ya so hard not even Marty Mcfly could bring you back
March 23rd, 2012 at 5:29 pm
2 Indys + 2 noseys = a synchronized four way stiffy (good thing they’re being proactive and wearing helmets)!
March 23rd, 2012 at 5:36 pm
In a sport of same ole…same ole…there is Slingshot to the rescue!
March 23rd, 2012 at 6:09 pm
when in a slinshotshot foursome, make sure that you protect the head of your stiffy… where a helmet you sick perv
March 23rd, 2012 at 7:27 pm
Its Just another time when you can say … Not enough roastbeef
March 23rd, 2012 at 7:34 pm
I don’t think red bull had this in mind when they had those ramps built !
March 23rd, 2012 at 8:12 pm
Your gonna wanna watch out for your stiffy when coming into such a jankady peace!
March 23rd, 2012 at 8:53 pm
i would like to have a method before i go into a group of people all touching nose’s and stiffy’s….
March 23rd, 2012 at 9:51 pm
hippy jump contest….
March 23rd, 2012 at 11:08 pm
Ma’am?…we’ve got wood. But don’t worry, it’s flexible.
March 24th, 2012 at 8:31 am
Yea i grabbed that.
March 24th, 2012 at 4:38 pm
SLINGIN wood every direction
March 24th, 2012 at 6:47 pm
Slingshot replace the SeaWorld Ski Show!
March 24th, 2012 at 8:25 pm
We don’t grab tindy.
March 24th, 2012 at 9:04 pm
That’s a lot of poked out wood
March 25th, 2012 at 4:47 am
Awesome Foursome, Sticking it to the Man!!!!
March 25th, 2012 at 10:16 am
Why want wings, when you can get wood.
March 25th, 2012 at 11:06 am
4 dudes, 1 trick.
March 25th, 2012 at 11:25 am
Cypress gardens ain’t got nothing
March 25th, 2012 at 11:26 am
CUT!!! nice stiff guys, but please try to do YMCA I the air next time
March 25th, 2012 at 11:30 am
Just another day at the office getting a stiffy
March 25th, 2012 at 12:00 pm
This is why I always wear a condom when I shred. More protection, more stoke.
March 25th, 2012 at 12:03 pm
Slangin’ stiffy’s day in, day out.
March 25th, 2012 at 12:11 pm
Bart Simpson would be proud.
March 25th, 2012 at 12:30 pm
….and in rode the four boardsmen of the sling-pocalypse!!!
March 25th, 2012 at 12:38 pm
It’s Slingshot with the “showboat”, a GIANT stiffy.
March 25th, 2012 at 12:48 pm
Look! Two ducks in a row. Where’s my slingshot!
March 25th, 2012 at 12:51 pm
All new wakeboard border X on the deuce.
March 25th, 2012 at 12:51 pm
“4-stroke”
March 25th, 2012 at 2:21 pm
The Shifty Stiffies, a flying foursome of entertainment. Coming to a lake near you.
March 25th, 2012 at 2:23 pm
The Shifty Stiffies, a flying foursome of entertainment. Coming to a lake near you.
Edit: thought I was logged in already
March 25th, 2012 at 4:18 pm
Slingshot attempted to reduce their carbon footprint by doing wakeboarding’s version of the carpool
March 25th, 2012 at 5:17 pm
“Shreddin the Gnar”
March 25th, 2012 at 6:06 pm
Shredshot
March 25th, 2012 at 10:46 pm
heroes in a half shell…turtle power!
March 25th, 2012 at 11:54 pm
Before Enlightenment; men chopped wood and carried water.
After Enlightenment men strapped on a Slingshot and hit kickers on water!
March 25th, 2012 at 11:57 pm
Forgot to login..
CUT!!! nice stiff guys, but please try to do YMCA I the air next time
March 26th, 2012 at 1:38 am
Slingshot’s version of the “Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse” bringing the final judgement on wack style…
March 26th, 2012 at 1:40 am
After this shoot all four riders went to chiropractors for stiff noses…
March 26th, 2012 at 6:52 am
The Wake-tastic Four !
March 26th, 2012 at 10:17 am
Slingshot rider’s providing a glimpse into the countrys new age Air Force but I don’t think even Lyman could convince these guys to cut their hair…
March 26th, 2012 at 10:22 am
My noses smell some stiffy competition!
March 26th, 2012 at 11:37 am
Over the hill came the four horseman of the slingshot apocalypse
March 26th, 2012 at 11:52 am
the four boardketeers are here to bring some flex to the pour!
March 26th, 2012 at 12:08 pm
Original Stiffy Fest.
March 26th, 2012 at 12:09 pm
4 dudes together on a ramp? not there’s anything wrong with that!
March 26th, 2012 at 12:14 pm
brokeback wakeboarding
March 26th, 2012 at 12:14 pm
4 guys and 1 kicker. I dont see anything wrong with that.
March 26th, 2012 at 12:18 pm
hai mum!!1 o____O
March 26th, 2012 at 12:39 pm
Slingshot Nose Weapons of Stiff Destruction!
The Alliance Slingshot Team in search of bringing Lyman back!
March 26th, 2012 at 1:30 pm
If I had this Slingshot here in Arkansas I might just be able to nail a “Hill Billy Donkey Flex With a 1/2 Corn Cob Basket” My Board I got no chance. Nose I got !!
March 26th, 2012 at 2:03 pm
As if shot out of a slingshot from the planet Wake, the flying four return to earth to conquer all lakes, oceans, streams and rivers!
March 26th, 2012 at 3:51 pm
No matter how cold the water is, my Slingshot still gives me a stiffy!
March 26th, 2012 at 11:00 pm
Congratulations to John Haile with the winning caption! “never feel iffy about a stiffy.”
Thanks to everyone for playing…
March 27th, 2012 at 10:43 am
I’m throwing one in just because!
Slingshot wood. Giving stiffys since 1999.
March 27th, 2012 at 10:51 pm
Itssss Boner Time!
March 28th, 2012 at 5:16 pm
Late
March 28th, 2012 at 9:08 pm
Stiffy’s….. More like broners…..Nosey broners
March 31st, 2012 at 3:51 pm
Awesome thanks!!! I’m so stoked right now. I emailed my address
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