Caption Contest – Samsung Galaxy S5 and Gear 2
We’re back with the Caption Contest from our Dec/Jan Photo Annual issue, and once again our canine friends are involved. Last issue it was Shane and his boy Blood. This time around we have a sweet moment with Jeff Langley and Ozzie from the Less Than 5 contest. Sign into the comments section below via Facebook and leave your best/funniest/LOL-riffic captions for this photographic gem and you could win something awesome. Actually, two of you will win. We have a 2 brand new AT&T equipped Samsung Galaxy S5 Active and Gear 2 wearable. Both could be yours if you’re funny enough (and both will be somebody else’s if they’re funny enough, too). This is mind blowing, I think we might break the Internet! Two phones and two wearables?!?! Take that, Kim’s ass!
December 4, 2014
"Stop looking at me, dog!"
Done in a "Billy Madison" voice
December 4, 2014
"I fancy the scent of a bottom, but this particular one seems to be located on Jeff's face…" -Ozzie
December 4, 2014
Put the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
December 4, 2014
Hey to tell you the truth, between you and me, that thing you are doing with the dog is coming off a little freaky. That's just me talking though.
December 4, 2014
I've got some peanut butter back at my place
December 4, 2014
Looks like Jeff and Ozzie decided to make there own version of lady and the tramp
December 4, 2014
Looks like it's puppy love
December 4, 2014
"So you're the one they call, The Lone Wolf….. That's cute." –The most interesting pooch in the world. "Stay shredding, my friends."
December 4, 2014
Carl's Jr.
December 5, 2014
"I would, I mean I woooouuullldddd…. But I noticed Carl has already marked his territory" #Carlsface
Ozzie
December 5, 2014
"It was love at first wake"
December 6, 2014
"Bitch, I AM the blind judge" -Ozzie
December 9, 2014
Jeff: "I love u so much Ralphy!!"
Ozzie: "Please take me back to my real owners…" (sad voice)
December 9, 2014
men who shave their mustaches probably shave their vaginas as well
December 9, 2014
i talked to the other dogs of the neighborhood…they said your peanut butter game isn't normal…
December 11, 2014
through the years, we become as one, knowing each other thoughts, Love is at the top!!!
December 26, 2014
them are the all jokes i can think of
GIRL OR BOY!!!
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?
B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter.
A: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know that you were her father.
B: I’m not. I’m her mother.
THE BIGGEST LIE
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?”
One boy answers, “We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
IT HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you – you’ve broken your finger!”
THE DOCTOR
The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’
The patient to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’
The doctor again: ‘Yes, you are very ugly too…’
A SECOND LANGUAGE
A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, “Bow-wow!” The cat ran away. “What was that, Father?” asked Baby Mouse. “Well, son, that’s why it’s important to learn a second language
EXEPT FOR TWO THINGS
Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet
The Perfect Son
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub
An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub, talking about their sons. My son was born on St George’s Day,” commented the English man. “So we obviously decided to call him George” “That’s a real coincidence,” remarked the Scot. “My son was born on St Andrew’s Day, so obviously we decided to call him Andrew.”
"That’s incredible, what a coincidence, "said the Irishman. "Exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake."
Adams Rib
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, “What is wrong with you?”
Adam said, “Lord, I don’t have anyone to talk to.”
God said, “Then I will give you a companion, and she will be called a ‘woman’. This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give ‘love’ and compassion whenever needed. She will never question your behaviour or the company you keep. She will support you and understand that you have important decisions to make throughout your life and don’t have time for nonsense…”
Adam asked God, “What will this woman cost?”
God said, “An arm and a leg…”
Adam said, “What can I get for just a rib?”
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
January 22, 2015
Jeff faces off against the undefeated staring machine Ozzie. And yep you guessed it, Ozzie is still undefeated!
January 22, 2015
What's that long thing hanging off your face-ozzie
January 26, 2015
Just alittle puppy love!
February 13, 2015
"No, I'm not excited to go to Asia…I wouldn't last one day" #chefcurry
February 14, 2015
Have you been eating onions again?
February 14, 2015
Have you been eating onions again?
(sorry for the double entry, I forgot to sign in with facebook the first time)
February 14, 2015
"Smells like a cowboy's barstool…" Ozzie
February 14, 2015
The guys saying "lick me and I'll choke you" and then the dog looks at him and whispers "you won't do it"
February 16, 2015
Jeff "I'll carry you, you little cutie"
Ozzie "Phase one of training has gone fairly well; I no longer dirty my paws with walking. Tomorrow I will teach him to give me a treats when ever I sit"
February 16, 2015
Can I smell your rear end?
February 16, 2015
This smells way better than my last girl friend.
February 16, 2015
All dogs go to heaven…with a kiss.
February 17, 2015
Ozzie: You dropped the rope on a back 3?? That was my food money for the year!!
February 23, 2015
Still a better love story than Twilight.