February 27th, 2013 by alliance

CONTEST COMPLETE!

CONGRATS, RICH WALTERS! YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THE CAPTION CONTEST AND THE OWNER OF A NEW ACCURATE FRANCHISE HANDLE! SEND US A MESSAGE mail@alliancewake.com AND WE’LL GET YOUR HANDLE TO YOU ASAP!

Thanks to everybody else for entering, we appreciate the effort! Stay tuned to alliancewake.com as we have lots and lots of more great things to giveaway leading up to the summer months!

It’s contest time again here at alliancewake.com. Trever Maur has a handle on this A.M. banana, so if you come up with the best caption for the photo you could be the proud owner of a new Accurate Franchise handle.

Here are the rules:

  1. Captions must be submitted in the comments section of this article below
  2. You must log in through your Facebook page to write the caption, this way we know you’re a real person and how to contact you if you win
  3. Any B-A-N-A-N-A-S Gwen Stefani references will be automatically DQ’d for stupidity
  4. Best/funniest caption as selected by the staff at alliancewake.com will be the winner
Your funny caption here could win you something way cooler than a banana

Your funny caption here could win you something way cooler than a banana

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31 Responses to “Accurate Handle Caption Contest”

  1. David Di Donato Says:

    “it kinda looks like this”

     
  2. Justin Baar Says:

    What’s my secret to great wakeboarding you ask? Postassium bro! Postassium.

     
  3. Jason Wilbur Says:

    “You boys ever heard of a fruit cocktail!?”

     
  4. Scott Rozema Says:

    Yank the banana that’s not a banana and I’ll give you a prize!

     
  5. Jason Wilbur Says:

    “Look, man, I ain’t fallin’ for no banana in my tailpipe!”

     
  6. Chris Deneault Says:

    “I gave that monkey an offer he couldn’t refuse…”

     
  7. Chris Deneault Says:

    “I gave that monkey an offer he couldn’t refuse…”

     
  8. Bryan Bowden Says:

    “You must be ‘this long’ to ride…”

     
  9. Broc Schall Says:

    This is America, not a Banana Republic

     
  10. Reeder Says:

    “grab my strong arm!”

     
  11. Jeremy Byrom Says:

    Did you know that monkeys peel their bananas from this end?

     
  12. Matt Ryan Says:

    “I still haven’t evolved from a monkey properly”

     
  13. Chadwick Matthews Says:

    Hyperlite’s been asking for a new board design so I’m getting some good inspiration from the continuous rocker on this banana

     
  14. Northeast Riders Says:

    Grip it . . . your handle . . . like this!

     
  15. Jeff Mathis Says:

    Oh, you know, just practicing my deepthroatin’ skills.

     
  16. Rich Walters Says:

    “If this guy doesn’t get off my tail I’m gonna go Mario Kart on his ass!”

     
  17. Urban Warfare? Says:

    Bullshit, Alliance never follows through with their “contest”. You whomp.

     
  18. Eric Weber Says:

    “My buddy Adam Errington took a set behind my Axis boat while I was trying to talk him into riding for Hyperlite and he took the hardest fall of his life! His new 2013 pro model board Ronix Bill cracked in half and started leaking bananas! See here is one of them.. actually hold on, I’m kind of hungry..”

     
  19. Nick Murray Says:

    “Guys, did you know this is what inspires all of Greg Nelson’s shape designs?”

     
  20. brydon webster Says:

    Banana…..not as hands free as my Apple!

     
  21. brydon webster Says:

    Trever left to ski at the crack of dawn, still wearing his bananas

     
  22. brydon webster Says:

    Road Safety! Fruit for thought

     
  23. Jeffrey L. Soltis Says:

    Dude! Watch me throw this banana through my girlfriends prom garder!

     
  24. Brydon Webster Says:

    Want to be singled out from the bunch?…..ride Accurate!

     
  25. Brydon Webster Says:

    With a Accurate handle, your grip won’t be given the slip!

     
  26. Chris Stiles Says:

    “Hey banana did it hurt when you fell from heaven? because i find you quite appealing”

     
  27. Jeff Pearsall Says:

    T-Maur likes to warm up for another day of wrapped 5s and knee dropping on the water with a classy game called hide the banana. Loser has to pay for boat gas or eat the banana.

     
  28. Robert Williams Says:

    Whats that smell? Dude…did you use my banana?

     
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  30. Wesley Mark Jacobsen Says:

    “I put this in my wetsuit to pick up ladies at the park.”

     
  31. Brian Ryczek Says:

    holdddd my dickkk!

     

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