February 27th, 2013 by alliance
CONTEST COMPLETE!
CONGRATS, RICH WALTERS! YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THE CAPTION CONTEST AND THE OWNER OF A NEW ACCURATE FRANCHISE HANDLE! SEND US A MESSAGE mail@alliancewake.com AND WE’LL GET YOUR HANDLE TO YOU ASAP!
Thanks to everybody else for entering, we appreciate the effort! Stay tuned to alliancewake.com as we have lots and lots of more great things to giveaway leading up to the summer months!
It’s contest time again here at alliancewake.com. Trever Maur has a handle on this A.M. banana, so if you come up with the best caption for the photo you could be the proud owner of a new Accurate Franchise handle.
Here are the rules:
- Captions must be submitted in the comments section of this article below
- You must log in through your Facebook page to write the caption, this way we know you’re a real person and how to contact you if you win
- Any B-A-N-A-N-A-S Gwen Stefani references will be automatically DQ’d for stupidity
- Best/funniest caption as selected by the staff at alliancewake.com will be the winner
Your funny caption here could win you something way cooler than a banana
February 27th, 2013 at 1:44 pm
“it kinda looks like this”
February 27th, 2013 at 2:38 pm
What’s my secret to great wakeboarding you ask? Postassium bro! Postassium.
February 27th, 2013 at 2:39 pm
“You boys ever heard of a fruit cocktail!?”
February 27th, 2013 at 2:42 pm
Yank the banana that’s not a banana and I’ll give you a prize!
February 27th, 2013 at 2:42 pm
“Look, man, I ain’t fallin’ for no banana in my tailpipe!”
February 27th, 2013 at 2:45 pm
“I gave that monkey an offer he couldn’t refuse…”
February 27th, 2013 at 2:55 pm
“I gave that monkey an offer he couldn’t refuse…”
February 27th, 2013 at 4:45 pm
“You must be ‘this long’ to ride…”
February 27th, 2013 at 5:46 pm
This is America, not a Banana Republic
February 27th, 2013 at 6:05 pm
“grab my strong arm!”
February 28th, 2013 at 3:45 am
Did you know that monkeys peel their bananas from this end?
February 28th, 2013 at 6:11 am
“I still haven’t evolved from a monkey properly”
February 28th, 2013 at 12:46 pm
Hyperlite’s been asking for a new board design so I’m getting some good inspiration from the continuous rocker on this banana
February 28th, 2013 at 12:51 pm
Grip it . . . your handle . . . like this!
February 28th, 2013 at 12:52 pm
Oh, you know, just practicing my deepthroatin’ skills.
February 28th, 2013 at 1:00 pm
“If this guy doesn’t get off my tail I’m gonna go Mario Kart on his ass!”
February 28th, 2013 at 1:04 pm
Bullshit, Alliance never follows through with their “contest”. You whomp.
February 28th, 2013 at 1:10 pm
“My buddy Adam Errington took a set behind my Axis boat while I was trying to talk him into riding for Hyperlite and he took the hardest fall of his life! His new 2013 pro model board Ronix Bill cracked in half and started leaking bananas! See here is one of them.. actually hold on, I’m kind of hungry..”
February 28th, 2013 at 2:12 pm
“Guys, did you know this is what inspires all of Greg Nelson’s shape designs?”
February 28th, 2013 at 3:35 pm
Banana…..not as hands free as my Apple!
February 28th, 2013 at 3:39 pm
Trever left to ski at the crack of dawn, still wearing his bananas
February 28th, 2013 at 3:42 pm
Road Safety! Fruit for thought
February 28th, 2013 at 5:26 pm
Dude! Watch me throw this banana through my girlfriends prom garder!
February 28th, 2013 at 11:20 pm
Want to be singled out from the bunch?…..ride Accurate!
February 28th, 2013 at 11:34 pm
With a Accurate handle, your grip won’t be given the slip!
February 28th, 2013 at 11:36 pm
“Hey banana did it hurt when you fell from heaven? because i find you quite appealing”
March 1st, 2013 at 10:22 am
T-Maur likes to warm up for another day of wrapped 5s and knee dropping on the water with a classy game called hide the banana. Loser has to pay for boat gas or eat the banana.
March 1st, 2013 at 8:59 pm
Whats that smell? Dude…did you use my banana?
March 3rd, 2013 at 7:47 pm
Merica !
March 3rd, 2013 at 9:03 pm
“I put this in my wetsuit to pick up ladies at the park.”
March 4th, 2013 at 12:42 pm
holdddd my dickkk!