Boats & Pros – Centurion Ri237
Rider: Sean Cummings
Boat Specs:
Centurion Ri237
Length: 23’7”
Beam: 102”
Dry weight: 5,450 lbs
Ballast weight: 5,100 lbs
Passenger capacity: 16
Engine: PCM Supercharged XR7
The Centurion Ri237 is my boat of choice because of its mackin’ wake and sexy style . Plus the bass is pumping . The wake is so ridonkulous that I can shred every time I ride. Seriously, it’s bigger than a mountain on an ant . This boat’s spirit animal is a rhino because it has tough looks and is totally shreddable .
I can fit all of my Big League Chew , ugly Christmas sweaters , and Nutter Butters without anybody having to spoon each other.
Of course, you can’t talk about a boat as undeniable as this without mentioning the reindeer and the elves . There are booming speakers in this boat, which means it’s louder than Santa’s sleigh jet packs at a Christmas Eve round-world voyage . Schnaggles is my favorite style of trap to blast through the system while I’m working on my tractor .
If you’re into boat surfing this thing will put out a wave that will throat chop you with Q-tip while you play Angels . Seriously it comes up to my tip-top and makes me feel ecstatic . It’s all possible thanks to the elf in the Quicksurf System that does a lot of huffing and puffing .
I mean, just look at this thing. It’s got more personality than a Stanford grad , and is prettier than a unicorn .
The only thing I like better than this boat is ice cream and that’s because I’m a milk monkey .