Boats & Pros – Supreme S226

Supreme S226

Straight from the Gear Guide issue on stands now is the first of our special “Boats & Pros” section. We featured one boat and one team rider from each manufacturer. Said team rider did a photo shoot with his preferred board of choice and answered our extremely witty fill-in-the-blank questionnaire. Here is the Supreme S226 and wakesurfer Hunter Sims.

Rider: Hunter Sims

Boat Specs:
Length: 22’6″
Beam: 102″
Dry weight: 4,560 lbs
Ballast weight: 2,100 lbs
Passenger capacity: 14
Engine options: Standard – Crusader EX3 / Optional PCM H5DI or H6DI

*The specs above are 100% accurate, but if you compare them to the ones printed in the Gear Guide they are off. That is because we were off with the Gear Guide. Our apologies for the misprint; they were incorrect because we were up late partying proofing and missed the mistake.

The   Supreme S226     is my boat of choice because of its   versatility       and     size     . Plus the     sound system      is     (insert fire emoji here)    . The wake is so   massive      that I can     get so pitted      every time I ride. Seriously, it’s bigger than a     sasquatch      on a       unicorn    . This boat’s spirit animal is a     narwhal      because it has      horns on the front     and is totally     something people think is fake until they see it’s real    .

I can fit all of my   smoothies   ,     boards     , and     ballast     without anybody having to     uncomfortably caress       each other.

Of course, you can’t talk about a boat as      gnarly      as this without mentioning the    trim tabs      and the     Ramfill ballast     . There are     11    speakers in this boat, which means it’s louder than     the monster trucks     at a    mud bog    .   Tropical trap     is my favorite style of   music      to blast through the system while I’m working on my    air reverses   .

If you’re into boat surfing this thing will put out a wave that will      hit       you with   a burger       while you    grill out    . Seriously it comes up to my   belly     and makes me feel    giggly   . It’s all possible thanks to the     V-hull      that does a lot of    water displacement      and     weight distribution     .

I mean, just look at this thing. It’s got more     steeze      than a    pile o’ cheese   , and is prettier than a     block of sharp cheddar    .

The only thing I like better than this boat is      Christmas       and that’s because I’m a   big fan of winter break (and Jesus’ birthday)    .