So there's not many people I know that are more connected than Thomas Horrell. That guy can get you a pinky toe by 3:00 p.m. if you want it. But I got a call from him today that I didn't really expect. He said that he had a friend who has two VIP tix for sale to the year's biggest hippie festival — Bonaroo. These are all access tix to all the shows and parties at this year's festival, and there are probably some perks like free patchouli oil and dinner with String Cheese Incident. They are $400 each. So here's what I was thinking: You can either buy them yourself, OR, you could make a donation to the Send Kyle Walton to Bonaroo Fund (SKWBF). It's like Make a Wish for hippies. email me at firstname.lastname@example.org if you want more info.