Caption Contest – Dowdy Time
Want to win a pro model CWB Dowdy setup? Of course you do! You’ll be able to land double flips and 1080’s, right?! Ok, well maybe not, but don’t let us stop you from trying! All you have to do to win is come up with the funniest caption for this shot of Dowdy enjoying some serious fun Down Under on this personal watercraft (AKA “PWC). Obviously, birdie references are welcome…
Write your funniest captions in the comments section below and we’ll determine who’s going to get the new CWB Dowdy board and MD boots.
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Dirty Birdie from Down Under
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"Here we see Mike Dowdy giving everyone who voted for Xgames real wake the finger for not appreciating that he landed the first ever w2w 1260"
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"Dad said I couldn't have ice cream before I finished my meatloaf. So I stole his seadoo, fucked his bitch, and got a chocolate cone on the way home."
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Dowdy, just showing us his projection for his overall status in King of Wake this year! I have faith that you will be #1 Dowdy!
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He is saying ….. "enjoy second place! maybe next time"
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When you find the guy’s seadoo who messed up your calm water.
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add this to my list of rich white guy problems…..
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Wrecked Cory Teunissen car, now to wreck his jet ski
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When you go to a cable park that requires coast guard approved vest
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i got some pounds, but maybe babe i have the same swag from before if you try to find it deep enought
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When dowdy does double flips back to back
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When dad doesn’t fill the ballast up
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In the picture he’s middle fingering the helmet he just threw behind him
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I’m number 1 so why try harder
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Dropping panties like a boss
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When Dad won't let you take out the boat by yourself so you have to take the jetski
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When your parents ask you what you've been drinking on the lake today
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I just f***** up everyone at the first stop of the PWT! #harlyandcorywho #dirtydowdyvstheworld
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Lil dirty birdie wants to hear him a tug boat horn
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Mike Dowdy doesn’t always drive a Sea-Doo, but when he does, he prefers to flip the bird. #mostinterestingmanintheworld
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Hope you like chop in your morning run, asshat.
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Time for all you fishermen to get the F on! I’m here to stay!
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Dirty Mike birdie
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The only thing that gets Dowdy wet
Is something long, black and shiny between his legs
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“Sh!t yeah Bobby, we’re havin’ sum gator on a stick for dinner tonight… Eat up and someday you’ll be just like uncle Dowdy!”
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F**K YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
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“Getting rowdy with Dowdy”
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“F*ck you, I know she fell off!”
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Suck it park ranger!!! NO WAKE ZONE…. Pshhhhhhh
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I’ll sleep with your mom if I have to !!
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When you’re wakeboarding, do a triple back flip, ditch the rope and board mid air, and land on the moving Sea Doo, that’s Dowdy!
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*sniff-sniff* “Oh damn, that finger smells like poo, Fuck you guys”
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Sorry, not sorry. This is how we ruin glass with water-lice in Michigan.
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When you hate on PWC riders when your bros are around but then get caught riding dirty.
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What happens when you get tossed some “not beer” instead of the real deal
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My middle finger gets a boner every time a tuber gives me rollers!!!
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Sky’s out, thighs out. Drive on by, bird’s up high
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You guys ever announce who wins these things? It would be interesting if Alliance would quote the winner.