Caption Contest – Shredtown!
Hello, fledgling comedians. We’re back with another caption contest and we’re hoping you can provide us with some laughs. Check out this photo of the Shredtown crew during one of their “Drop the Gun” adventures. Write a funny caption in the comments section below and you could win a killer prize pack from Shredtown – including a copy of “Drop the Gun” and a new pair of Slingshot Shredtown bindings. To improve your chances of winning write your caption under your Facebook account so we can track you down… Don’t have Facebook, then send your caption to mail@alliancewake.com! Get writing and get funny!
Photo: Bryan Soderlind
July 30, 2014
It was all fun and games until they tried to milk it…
July 30, 2014
did we just become best friends?… yup!
July 30, 2014
$3.37 for gas, Shredtown boys can finally afford to fill the boat!
July 30, 2014
LADIES, PLEASE
ONE AT AT TIME
July 30, 2014
Steers, Queers, and boat riding fears.
July 30, 2014
Shred that chain, that pipe, that grocery cart, shred this bull, and you'll winch our heart!
July 30, 2014
Really? Bull shit !!??
July 30, 2014
Here you can see Shredtown celebrating the transition from a 9 horsepower winch to this bull.
July 31, 2014
The boys just found out they are not lactose intolerant!
July 31, 2014
You can get a good look at a bull's ass if you stick your head up there, but I'd rather take Shredtown's word for it.
August 3, 2014
Wrong way Mr. bull!
August 3, 2014
(spartan scream) THIS… IS… SHREDTOWN!!!
August 5, 2014
3 cable rats riding the back of a giant bull….. America // Yep, thats worth free bindings
August 5, 2014
WakeBurgers for everyone!!! 🙂
August 5, 2014
Montar el toro, bro!
August 5, 2014
Beef its whats for dinner….
August 5, 2014
A full load of bullsh!T! 😉 Now give my my bindings clown!
August 5, 2014
Simply the best
August 5, 2014
It falls from the bone…it's meat.
August 5, 2014
SLINGSHOT have done it- bindings of pure ADRENALINE!!
August 5, 2014
The best way to get out of shred town is going out back!
August 5, 2014
There's only one way to shred town. And It's by wading through the bull.
August 5, 2014
Shred Town are awesome bindings 🙂 I love it
August 5, 2014
It's the bull's way, or the highway.
August 5, 2014
To the Milky Way and beyond! Right?! They must be full of BULLoney!
August 5, 2014
Shredtown! Are you along for the ride?
August 5, 2014
Ain't no bullshyt….. We shred it n never regret it
August 5, 2014
Holy COWABUNGA
August 5, 2014
No bull, Drop the Gun is One Way to get hyped!
August 5, 2014
Three Bulls ( shredtown ) overheard that a new bull was going to join them on their quest of getting gnarly, shredding, and jibbing anything and everything possible near the water; along with the fact that somebody will have to lend some of their cows to the new guy. Nobody could come to an agreement of who would share their cows with the new bull, that is, until the trailer pulled up. This 5,400 pound new bull left shredtown bewildered. Chris Abadie didn't hesitate to fork over his cows to the new guy, all he cared about was shredding. Davis Griffin quickly followed Chris in pursuit. Then they stopped and watched as Andrew Adams started snorting and stomping his hoofs. Finally he told the boys I just don't want the new bull to think I am a cow.
August 5, 2014
blood red like the bloodshed outta kurt cobains head when he shot himself dead
August 5, 2014
Since when do Bears take pictures of Bulls???
August 5, 2014
It was all fun and games until they tired to figure out how to milk it !?
August 5, 2014
Save a Bull.. Ride a winch!
August 5, 2014
You've heard of the whale! You've heard of the elephant! Well meet the shedtown bull slider!
August 5, 2014
Take a look at these 3 Mother Heffers!
August 5, 2014
Holy hell… those gas prices
August 5, 2014
The Village People would be proud of the statement the boys are making in this photo…but I think they need to work on their letters and find a fourth.
August 5, 2014
Tri-Bull-Fecta!
August 5, 2014
Save a wakeboard!! RIDE A BULL!!
August 5, 2014
More Cowbell…
August 5, 2014
This guy said if we could ride his bull for 8 seconds, we could winch his pond. We had no idea…
August 5, 2014
MURICA! FUCK YEAH! COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MUTHA FUCKIN DAY YEAH!
August 5, 2014
Let's take the bull by the horns and head the wrong way down a one way!
August 5, 2014
OH, You think your sport is tough….try riding on the big bad bull…
August 5, 2014
Maybe if I stand still they'll go away.
August 5, 2014
"The new Shredtown Cattle-lac in action! *Note the aerodynamic undercarriage as well as the fierce look in it's eyes! Shredtown means no bull."
August 5, 2014
They always have to make everything bigger in Texas.
August 5, 2014
Drop the buck
August 5, 2014
Just like Hercules, the Shredtown crew saved a town from a monstrous bull. Unlike Hercules, there were three of them, the bull was obviously fake, and Chris tore his gooch jumping off.
August 5, 2014
How did we get up here???
August 5, 2014
You can definatly say that there was no bull about that story
August 5, 2014
You wouldn't "bull"eve the reaction when we said he needed to turn around because it's a only a one way.
August 5, 2014
There's never enough Bull to mess with.
August 5, 2014
Beast suppled by Shredtown!
August 5, 2014
I will take a steak
August 6, 2014
The one key element to be able to shred with shredtown? balls as big as you're head! Bull…..you're in!
August 6, 2014
Real american muscle!
August 6, 2014
SlingShot Equipment are just like Boobs to me, and I Love Boobs!
August 6, 2014
shredding through town on a bull, shooting slings off the bull's horn!!! THIS IS THE WAY OF A SHREDTOWN BOY!!!
August 6, 2014
Just sizing it up. I recon I could ollie this
August 6, 2014
Guy's, i dont think you will be able to pick up any girls with a thing like that! <3
August 6, 2014
No cows were harmed physically or mentally during this Shredtown photoshoot. Save animals, beat up your bindings!
August 6, 2014
"Just go cow tipping, they said. It'll be easy, they said."
August 6, 2014
Only Chuck Norris has nicer Boots 🙂
August 6, 2014
Straight outta Texas, these bro's about to shralp a longhorn
-Ice Cube
August 6, 2014
Wakeboarding takes no bull
August 7, 2014
The boys yawning and stretching after a night of bull-dozing…
August 7, 2014
this Bulls is missing his balls :/ not very nice for a bull.
August 7, 2014
These guys look udderly ridiculous.
August 7, 2014
Cowabunga!
August 7, 2014
thank god! they are letting us take it to the ranch . time to get tricky
August 8, 2014
"I think we could winch this"
August 11, 2014
After Drop the Gun, the Shredtown crew needed a new approach to going big… They decided the only way to do so, was to shrink themselves. At first the guys were having a great time, while indulging in bull climbing shenanigans with their buddy Pat on the scene. (see picture) However they quickly realized they made a huge mistake when they saw their girlfriends later that night.
August 11, 2014
NO TIME TO EXPLAIN
GET ON THE SHREDBULL
&
KEEP SHREDDING
or
Shredbull – it gives you style