Caption Contest
What’s up, you e-comedians? We’ve got a new giveaway format here at Alliance and we’re going to put you to the funny bone test. Write the funniest caption in the comments section below for this tweaked out photo of Jeff McKee and you could win an awesome prize pack from the folks at Body Glove. That’s right, all you have to do is come up with something that makes us laugh at Jeff ridiculously hard and you’re gonna get some sweet shwag in the mail. The winning caption will be featured in the July issue of Alliance. If you want to win we advise that you post a comment through your Facebook profile so we have means of contacting you in case your caption is selected as the best. Get limber and good luck!
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“Just be glad I’m not naked…”
Contest sponsored by Body Glove, which means you could win these!
– Prime neo top
– Vapor X boardshorts
– Vapor pullover vest
April 15, 2014
I thought Jeff's wife gave birth to the twins…. #raddad #ambushkids
April 15, 2014
Shrek whispers "this is my swamp" and penetrates my butt hole. "Its all Ogre now"
April 15, 2014
How big is baby? Sooo BIG!
April 15, 2014
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!
April 15, 2014
"I'm ready to be wiped"
April 15, 2014
Bodyglove: more flexible than you wanted to see
April 15, 2014
You think you get a good ride behind the G23? WAIT TIL YOU RIDE BEHIND THIS!
McKee Wake…where the back door is always open for you.
April 15, 2014
I'm too drunk to taste this Chicken.
April 15, 2014
McKee Wake….where the back door is always open and the ride is always tight-COME WAKE WITH US TODAY!!
April 15, 2014
Sometimes even a body glove doesn't cover enough.
April 15, 2014
The NEW McKee WETSUIT by BodyGlove…with us covering your skin, you can jump right in!!! (Pooper access hole optional)
April 15, 2014
Happy Baby. Look at the stretch in that Onsie.
April 15, 2014
Well come right on in, the waters warm!
April 15, 2014
"Okay…so you've mastered the toe side 900, but can you do this?"
April 15, 2014
I searched girls in yoga pants and I got this…
April 15, 2014
Hey dude…are you old school water skier or what?
April 15, 2014
Bodyglove, Flexible enough to T Bag your friends
April 15, 2014
Bodyglove, your full body diper, shit your pants and know will ever know
April 15, 2014
When I shred my wake skis, I do this trick off every jump. I call it the "Baby Wipe"
April 15, 2014
At least he's not still doing the skin colored wetsuit tradition. We all goto grow up sumtime!!!
April 15, 2014
"Doc, The pain is just here"
April 15, 2014
"Just imagine what I could do on the water"
April 15, 2014
Just imagine what I could do on the water
April 15, 2014
I'm just showing all the wakeboard noobs what a wide stance looks like!
April 15, 2014
"Good ole Jeff here loves Body Glove thiiiiiiiiiiiiissss much!… Maybe a little too much?"
April 15, 2014
O.K.!! Im ready, get the lighter, and prepare yourself for the " Methane flame…"
April 15, 2014
O.K. I'm ready, get the lighter and prepare yourself for the "Methane flame.."
April 15, 2014
Always wanted to be a cheerleader not giving up on the dream yet!!!!!!!!! GO TEAM BODY GLOVE!!!!!!!!
April 15, 2014
Eat your heart out United Airlines!
April 15, 2014
Shredtown is about to Drop the Gun with more than a video.
April 15, 2014
You think you know what Drop The Gun's about? …Well, you're in for a surprise.
April 15, 2014
my body is ready
April 15, 2014
I really hope I remembered to wear the suit without any hole on the bottom…
April 15, 2014
I should have pooped before I got in.
April 15, 2014
Prepare your anus. I win right?
April 15, 2014
Ladies and Gentleman I present to you "The Flying V Position"
April 15, 2014
I'm thinking "Prepare your anus" is still looking like the winner here.
April 15, 2014
Jeff McKee in preparation mode. The sport of Wakeboarding is tough on the human body especially as we get older. Proper stretching can minimize the risk of injury.
April 16, 2014
Quick! Put the fireworks in before I lose my grip!
April 16, 2014
"Spread McgeEagle!"
April 16, 2014
Supposed to read " spread MckeEagle!" Lol
April 16, 2014
I call this one the Preparation H!
April 16, 2014
Doubles rolls…. phef, so last year… 2014, the year of the flying V
April 16, 2014
"I call this stretch the crescent moon"
April 16, 2014
If a do a scorpion hand stand with my board on, will that win? OR, should I do a full on split with on foot in the binding?
April 16, 2014
Stretching and doing your daily Mckeegal exercises is imperative to staying injury free this season.
April 17, 2014
Roast queef stiffy?
My first boat was a Nautique Pooper Sport?
Indy Tantrum to behind?
Sorry, these are all terrible.
Spread your cheeks and lift your sack.
April 21, 2014
This just wasn't worth it
April 27, 2014
Since Jeff's wife won't go down on him someone has to so Jeff has been trying a new yoga position called the "suckin it myself pose" if he can just stretch his legs behind his ears he will have mastered it.
April 29, 2014
Cough twice please!
April 29, 2014
Guess who?? Deez nuts!
May 2, 2014
please tell me its just a little rug burn doc