CONTEST COMPLETE!
CONGRATS, STEVE SAMPSON! YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THE CWB CAPTION CONTEST AND THE OWNDER OF AN ALMOST NEW CWB GROOVE! SEND US A MESSAGE mail@alliancewake.com AND WE’LL GET YOUR BOARD TO YOU ASAP!
Thanks to everybody else for entering, we appreciate the effort! Stay tuned to alliancewake.com as we have lots and lots of more great things to giveaway leading up to the summer months!
There ain’t nothin’ cheaper than free, right? Well here’s your chance to score a sweet almost brand new CWB Groove 139 wakeboard! That’s right, for very little effort you could be the recipient of this Alliance Approved wakeboard. This is the actual board we tested in the 2013 Gear Guide Board Test so it hasn’t been beat to death, just warmed up and ready for you to rip behind your boat or at your nearest cable park. All you have to do to win this board is write the best caption for the photo of CWB team rider Josh Palma below. That’s it. Write a caption, win a wakeboard.
Here are the rules:
- Captions must be submitted in the comments section of this article below
- You must log in through your facebook page to write the caption, this way we know you’re a real person and how to contact you if you win
- No racism, or Josh might kill you
- Funny is highly encouraged. Actually if you enter a caption that just describes the photo you should consider yourself a bit of a moron
- Best/funniest caption as selected by the staff at alliancewake.com will be the winner
Now, be funny and be happy!
Come up with the funniest caption for this photo and you could win a CWB Groove wakeboard!
She will be mine; oh yes, she will be mine
February 1st, 2013 at 5:39 pm
Signs up to stunt double in “Shark Night.” Gets attacked by actual shark
February 1st, 2013 at 6:57 pm
I prefer to have my first dates in this lake, simply so I can re-enact this shot…
props josh the dreads are almost O.G. parks status
February 1st, 2013 at 8:18 pm
Only If she was this wet
February 1st, 2013 at 8:31 pm
“Alright, this is it, jump in the water, swim up to the surface and start singin’, .. .I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth!”
February 1st, 2013 at 8:40 pm
Mmmm, L’oreal does my hair good.
February 1st, 2013 at 8:48 pm
Are those hair extensions?
February 1st, 2013 at 8:49 pm
Someone likes listening to Willow Smith when the ride
February 1st, 2013 at 8:59 pm
AHhhhhgaha Smells like PisS!!!
February 1st, 2013 at 9:03 pm
Ahhh a spider!!
February 1st, 2013 at 9:16 pm
The kids across the street challenged me to a water fight, so I’m currently boiling the water.
February 1st, 2013 at 9:37 pm
“Winning that ticket, Rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me. Never let go!”
February 1st, 2013 at 9:38 pm
Wake bake shake dem dreads
February 1st, 2013 at 9:41 pm
Dear Baby Jesus that little fishy got my toe
February 1st, 2013 at 9:51 pm
We be swimmin mon
February 2nd, 2013 at 12:15 am
“Ah yea, Willow Smith know how I do!…I whip my hair back & forth, I whip back & forth, I whip my hair back & forth…yessir! that song just goes off!”
February 2nd, 2013 at 12:16 am
“Ah yea, Willow Smith know how I do!…I whip my hair back & forth, I whip my hair back & forth, I whip my hair back & forth…yessir! that song just goes off!”
February 2nd, 2013 at 12:53 am
The rasta man mating call
February 2nd, 2013 at 12:59 am
“… I just found out I have aids”
February 2nd, 2013 at 3:25 am
(I tried to steal some honey for my chicken and biscuits)…..”ahhhh get these killer african bees off of me!”
February 2nd, 2013 at 5:19 am
baby baby baby
February 2nd, 2013 at 9:12 am
When mops fight back
February 2nd, 2013 at 9:14 am
Mop Wars: HEADSHOT!
February 2nd, 2013 at 10:25 am
So Zach De La Rocha’s into wakeboarding now, huh
February 2nd, 2013 at 12:14 pm
Ahhh Medusa! The eyes, the snakes! Wait, that’s just my reflection… That’s what I get for staying up so late watching Clash of the Titans.
February 2nd, 2013 at 12:21 pm
Release the Cracken!
February 2nd, 2013 at 2:01 pm
‘Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, it’s Palma time!’
February 2nd, 2013 at 2:30 pm
I swear if you turn your head fast enough you can see your ear!
February 2nd, 2013 at 2:38 pm
Look Mom, I just did my first 1080!
February 2nd, 2013 at 3:37 pm
Went in for some crab stew and left with a few
February 2nd, 2013 at 9:57 pm
“I WHIP MY HAIR BACK N FORTH”
February 2nd, 2013 at 10:49 pm
Synchronized swimming. Rasta style.
February 3rd, 2013 at 12:47 am
I whip my hair back and forth…
February 3rd, 2013 at 12:53 am
“AHHHHHH DAMN IT, WHY DOES DOWDY HAVE TO BE SO GOOD!!!”
February 3rd, 2013 at 9:26 am
Bring the sprinkler up to my house ,my yard is dry as shit!
February 3rd, 2013 at 11:57 am
Josh is now stunt doubling in herbal essence commercials.
February 3rd, 2013 at 2:13 pm
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, then that means that one person enjoys it…
And Josh Palma just might be that person.
February 3rd, 2013 at 3:27 pm
Finally a shampoo that cleans and conditions! L’Oreal for kids, no more tears
February 3rd, 2013 at 6:48 pm
Jimmies status:
[ ] Unrustled
[x] Rustled
February 4th, 2013 at 2:09 am
Darling it’s better, down where it’s wetter, take it from me.
February 4th, 2013 at 2:10 am
Darling it’s better, down where it’s wetter, take it from me.
February 4th, 2013 at 11:53 am
octopus tries to eat man’s head
February 4th, 2013 at 2:02 pm
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!! Why did I try this Hyperlite?!?!?!?
February 4th, 2013 at 2:03 pm
Josh “Hasselhoff” Palma
February 4th, 2013 at 2:08 pm
Just let your soooouuuul glow.
February 4th, 2013 at 2:13 pm
“Crest Whitening products headline an unusual, recent up-spring in sales from the wakeboard demographic this week”
February 4th, 2013 at 2:27 pm
Shark Day 4D
February 4th, 2013 at 2:31 pm
Cut my dreads?! Never I say! NEVERRRRRRR!
February 4th, 2013 at 2:34 pm
“Hey Palma…ya poopin?”
February 4th, 2013 at 2:51 pm
“I can’t get these damn dreads off! Apparently water doesn’t affect the dreads!”
February 4th, 2013 at 2:56 pm
“Bob Soven aint got nothing on my hair flip”
February 4th, 2013 at 3:14 pm
February 4th, 2013 at 3:35 pm
Josh never saw the fish that bitch-slapped him!!! Slippery little sucker
February 4th, 2013 at 4:35 pm
Dreaded Tornado
February 4th, 2013 at 4:43 pm
Im FAAAAAANCYYYYYYYYY!
February 4th, 2013 at 4:57 pm
“Want to see my impression of a wet dog?”
February 4th, 2013 at 5:04 pm
Bob soven has nothing. My locks are so much better. Maybe I could audition for the next blue lagoon remake
February 4th, 2013 at 5:09 pm
One Dino mushroom backroll coming up
February 4th, 2013 at 7:19 pm
“Damn it Zane, I told you I didn’t want my hair wet!..”
February 4th, 2013 at 7:28 pm
Dam who put this water here again!!!
February 4th, 2013 at 7:32 pm
when i use mane n tail, the water just beads off like no ones business.
February 4th, 2013 at 7:41 pm
Steve Irwin voice.. “And here we see the great Josh Palma surfacing for air!”
February 4th, 2013 at 7:46 pm
These dreads are better than ShamWow!
February 4th, 2013 at 11:17 pm
bullshit, they won’t keep their word! just like the urban warfare video contest
February 5th, 2013 at 5:47 am
i’m over making women wet….now its my turn!
February 5th, 2013 at 5:55 am
“aww who pissed here”
February 5th, 2013 at 6:32 am
Damn that girls pussy stink
February 5th, 2013 at 8:33 am
Live every week, like its shark week
February 5th, 2013 at 1:12 pm
He’s straight?
February 5th, 2013 at 2:24 pm
Picture of Josh after almost drowning when he forgot how heavy Nappy A– dreads were.
February 5th, 2013 at 5:39 pm
“i feel like im on bay watch, now all i need is Pamela”
February 5th, 2013 at 6:25 pm
WAAKAA.. FLAAACKA!!!
February 5th, 2013 at 11:40 pm
Kurt Cobain singing smells like beach spirit
February 6th, 2013 at 4:41 pm
Hansel, so hot right now.
February 7th, 2013 at 3:23 pm
GET OUTTA THAT REFRIGERATOR RIGHT NOW!!!
February 8th, 2013 at 3:35 am
Wax on, water off!
February 8th, 2013 at 3:42 am
Don’t touch my drum set! Don’t touch it!!!
February 9th, 2013 at 11:30 am
I’m Old Gregg!
February 9th, 2013 at 4:28 pm
I’m slappin da bass man!
February 10th, 2013 at 4:53 pm
soooo who wins?
February 16th, 2013 at 9:45 am
The Dark Knight rises
February 16th, 2013 at 9:48 am
Duh-duh… Duh-duh… Duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh… Rarahg!
February 21st, 2013 at 2:46 pm
CONTEST COMPLETE!
CONGRATS, STEVE SAMPSON! YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THE CWB CAPTION CONTEST AND THE OWNDER OF AN ALMOST NEW CWB GROOVE! SEND US A MESSAGE mail@alliancewake.com AND WE’LL GET YOUR BOARD TO YOU ASAP!
Thanks to everybody else for entering, we appreciate the effort! Stay tuned to alliancewake.com as we have lots and lots of more great things to giveaway leading up to the summer months!
February 21st, 2013 at 9:52 pm
i dont know what possessed me to check this page today, but im glad i did!!