February 4th, 2013 by alliance

CONTEST COMPLETE!

CONGRATS, STEVE SAMPSON! YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THE CWB CAPTION CONTEST AND THE OWNDER OF AN ALMOST NEW CWB GROOVE! SEND US A MESSAGE mail@alliancewake.com AND WE’LL GET YOUR BOARD TO YOU ASAP!

Thanks to everybody else for entering, we appreciate the effort! Stay tuned to alliancewake.com as we have lots and lots of more great things to giveaway leading up to the summer months!

 

There ain’t nothin’ cheaper than free, right? Well here’s your chance to score a sweet almost brand new CWB Groove 139 wakeboard! That’s right, for very little effort you could be the recipient of this Alliance Approved wakeboard. This is the actual board we tested in the 2013 Gear Guide Board Test so it hasn’t been beat to death, just warmed up and ready for you to rip behind your boat or at your nearest cable park. All you have to do to win this board is write the best caption for the photo of CWB team rider Josh Palma below. That’s it. Write a caption, win a wakeboard.

Here are the rules:

  1. Captions must be submitted in the comments section of this article below
  2. You must log in through your facebook page to write the caption, this way we know you’re a real person and how to contact you if you win
  3. No racism, or Josh might kill you
  4. Funny is highly encouraged. Actually if you enter a caption that just describes the photo you should consider yourself a bit of a moron
  5. Best/funniest caption as selected by the staff at alliancewake.com will be the winner

Now, be funny and be happy!

Come up with the funniest caption for this photo and you could win a CWB Groove wakeboard!

Come up with the funniest caption for this photo and you could win a CWB Groove wakeboard!

She will be mine; oh yes, she will be mine

She will be mine; oh yes, she will be mine

 

83 Responses to “CWB Caption Contest”

  1. Steve Sampson Says:

    Signs up to stunt double in “Shark Night.” Gets attacked by actual shark

     
  2. Zach Winch Says:

    I prefer to have my first dates in this lake, simply so I can re-enact this shot…
    props josh the dreads are almost O.G. parks status

     
  3. Dave Low Says:

    Only If she was this wet ;)

     
  4. Michael Nason Says:

    “Alright, this is it, jump in the water, swim up to the surface and start singin’, .. .I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth!”

     
  5. Zach Mader Says:

    Mmmm, L’oreal does my hair good.

     
  6. Tarek Richey Says:

    Are those hair extensions?

     
  7. Sam Panvini Says:

    Someone likes listening to Willow Smith when the ride

     
  8. Jeff Hill Says:

    AHhhhhgaha Smells like PisS!!!

     
  9. Julia Says:

    Ahhh a spider!! :)

     
  10. DFTR Josh Says:

    The kids across the street challenged me to a water fight, so I’m currently boiling the water.

     
  11. Tracie Thomson Says:

    “Winning that ticket, Rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me. Never let go!”

     
  12. Brandon Says:

    Wake bake shake dem dreads

     
  13. Tyler Bullock Says:

    Dear Baby Jesus that little fishy got my toe

     
  14. FlipDSK Says:

    We be swimmin mon

     
  15. Jon Calderon Says:

    “Ah yea, Willow Smith know how I do!…I whip my hair back & forth, I whip back & forth, I whip my hair back & forth…yessir! that song just goes off!”

     
  16. Jon Calderon Says:

    “Ah yea, Willow Smith know how I do!…I whip my hair back & forth, I whip my hair back & forth, I whip my hair back & forth…yessir! that song just goes off!”

     
  17. Drew Schmidt Says:

    The rasta man mating call

     
  18. Drew Schmidt Says:

    “… I just found out I have aids”

     
  19. Jamie Graff Says:

    (I tried to steal some honey for my chicken and biscuits)…..”ahhhh get these killer african bees off of me!”

     
  20. lewisd10 Says:

    baby baby baby

     
  21. Justin Worrall Says:

    When mops fight back

     
  22. Justin Worrall Says:

    Mop Wars: HEADSHOT!

     
  23. Justin Says:

    So Zach De La Rocha’s into wakeboarding now, huh

     
  24. Jeremy Byrom Says:

    Ahhh Medusa! The eyes, the snakes! Wait, that’s just my reflection… That’s what I get for staying up so late watching Clash of the Titans.

     
  25. Mark Heger Says:

    Release the Cracken!

     
  26. Simon Hilbourne Says:

    ‘Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, it’s Palma time!’

     
  27. Steve Pinheiro Says:

    I swear if you turn your head fast enough you can see your ear!

     
  28. Jamie Graff Says:

    Look Mom, I just did my first 1080!

     
  29. Matt Adams Says:

    Went in for some crab stew and left with a few

     
  30. Broc Schall Says:

    “I WHIP MY HAIR BACK N FORTH”

     
  31. Jamie Graff Says:

    Synchronized swimming. Rasta style.

     
  32. Charlton Says:

    I whip my hair back and forth…

     
  33. Ian Smith Says:

    “AHHHHHH DAMN IT, WHY DOES DOWDY HAVE TO BE SO GOOD!!!”

     
  34. Fred savage Says:

    Bring the sprinkler up to my house ,my yard is dry as shit!

     
  35. Kaesen Suyderhoud Says:

    Josh is now stunt doubling in herbal essence commercials.

     
  36. Dw Houston Says:

    If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, then that means that one person enjoys it…

    And Josh Palma just might be that person.

     
  37. Derek Brown Says:

    Finally a shampoo that cleans and conditions! L’Oreal for kids, no more tears

     
  38. Ryan Wipplinger Says:

    Jimmies status:
    [ ] Unrustled
    [x] Rustled

     
  39. Jeremy Byrom Says:

    Darling it’s better, down where it’s wetter, take it from me.

     
  40. Jeremy Byrom Says:

    Darling it’s better, down where it’s wetter, take it from me.

     
  41. Andy Jordan Mora Says:

    octopus tries to eat man’s head

     
  42. Ty Piearcy Says:

    Ahhhhhhhhhhh!! Why did I try this Hyperlite?!?!?!?

     
  43. David Di Donato Says:

    Josh “Hasselhoff” Palma

     
  44. Karl Schmidt Says:

    Just let your soooouuuul glow.

     
  45. Ian Matthews Says:

    “Crest Whitening products headline an unusual, recent up-spring in sales from the wakeboard demographic this week”

     
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  47. sara cox Says:

    Cut my dreads?! Never I say! NEVERRRRRRR!

     
  48. Stephen Hiltscher Says:

    “Hey Palma…ya poopin?”

     
  49. Aidan Gunningham Says:

    “I can’t get these damn dreads off! Apparently water doesn’t affect the dreads!”

     
  50. Gregory Crisafulli Says:

    “Bob Soven aint got nothing on my hair flip”

     
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  52. Ben Mcnulty Says:

    Josh never saw the fish that bitch-slapped him!!! Slippery little sucker

     
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  54. Dylan Says:

    Im FAAAAAANCYYYYYYYYY!

     
  55. Rich Valha Says:

    “Want to see my impression of a wet dog?”

     
  56. Luke butler Says:

    Bob soven has nothing. My locks are so much better. Maybe I could audition for the next blue lagoon remake

     
  57. Jim Trevillian Says:

    One Dino mushroom backroll coming up ;)

     
  58. Ian Harrell Says:

    “Damn it Zane, I told you I didn’t want my hair wet!..”

     
  59. Stefan Vw Says:

    Dam who put this water here again!!!

     
  60. John Rush Says:

    when i use mane n tail, the water just beads off like no ones business.

     
  61. Bo Seymour Says:

    Steve Irwin voice.. “And here we see the great Josh Palma surfacing for air!”

     
  62. Maxx Evan Says:

    These dreads are better than ShamWow!

     
  63. Empty Promises Says:

    bullshit, they won’t keep their word! just like the urban warfare video contest

     
  64. Daniel Bove Says:

    i’m over making women wet….now its my turn!

     
  65. Zac Goodacre Says:

    “aww who pissed here”

     
  66. Zac Goodacre Says:

    Damn that girls pussy stink

     
  67. Captain542 Says:

    Live every week, like its shark week

     
  68. Tate burgad Says:

    He’s straight?

     
  69. Austin Pillow Says:

    Picture of Josh after almost drowning when he forgot how heavy Nappy A– dreads were.

     
  70. Harrison Carter Says:

    “i feel like im on bay watch, now all i need is Pamela”

     
  71. Jacob Glass Says:

    WAAKAA.. FLAAACKA!!!

     
  72. Khan Artist Says:

    Kurt Cobain singing smells like beach spirit

     
  73. Ross Sandmann Says:

    Hansel, so hot right now.

     
  74. Ian Smith Says:

    GET OUTTA THAT REFRIGERATOR RIGHT NOW!!!

     
  75. Raffy Sencion Says:

    Wax on, water off!

     
  76. Raffy Sencion Says:

    Don’t touch my drum set! Don’t touch it!!!

     
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  78. Chris Deneault Says:

    I’m slappin da bass man!

     
  79. jdfofhie Says:

    soooo who wins?

     
  80. Jeremy Byrom Says:

    The Dark Knight rises

     
  81. Jeremy Byrom Says:

    Duh-duh… Duh-duh… Duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh… Rarahg!

     
  82. garrettcortese Says:

    CONTEST COMPLETE!

    CONGRATS, STEVE SAMPSON! YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THE CWB CAPTION CONTEST AND THE OWNDER OF AN ALMOST NEW CWB GROOVE! SEND US A MESSAGE mail@alliancewake.com AND WE’LL GET YOUR BOARD TO YOU ASAP!

    Thanks to everybody else for entering, we appreciate the effort! Stay tuned to alliancewake.com as we have lots and lots of more great things to giveaway leading up to the summer months!

     
  83. Steve Sampson Says:

    i dont know what possessed me to check this page today, but im glad i did!!

     

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