CWB Caption Contest
CONTEST COMPLETE!
CONGRATS, STEVE SAMPSON! YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THE CWB CAPTION CONTEST AND THE OWNDER OF AN ALMOST NEW CWB GROOVE! SEND US A MESSAGE mail@alliancewake.com AND WE’LL GET YOUR BOARD TO YOU ASAP!
Thanks to everybody else for entering, we appreciate the effort! Stay tuned to alliancewake.com as we have lots and lots of more great things to giveaway leading up to the summer months!
There ain’t nothin’ cheaper than free, right? Well here’s your chance to score a sweet almost brand new CWB Groove 139 wakeboard! That’s right, for very little effort you could be the recipient of this Alliance Approved wakeboard. This is the actual board we tested in the 2013 Gear Guide Board Test so it hasn’t been beat to death, just warmed up and ready for you to rip behind your boat or at your nearest cable park. All you have to do to win this board is write the best caption for the photo of CWB team rider Josh Palma below. That’s it. Write a caption, win a wakeboard.
Here are the rules:
- Captions must be submitted in the comments section of this article below
- You must log in through your facebook page to write the caption, this way we know you’re a real person and how to contact you if you win
- No racism, or Josh might kill you
- Funny is highly encouraged. Actually if you enter a caption that just describes the photo you should consider yourself a bit of a moron
- Best/funniest caption as selected by the staff at alliancewake.com will be the winner
Now, be funny and be happy!
February 1, 2013
Signs up to stunt double in "Shark Night." Gets attacked by actual shark
February 1, 2013
I prefer to have my first dates in this lake, simply so I can re-enact this shot…
props josh the dreads are almost O.G. parks status
February 1, 2013
Only If she was this wet 😉
February 1, 2013
"Alright, this is it, jump in the water, swim up to the surface and start singin', .. .I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth!"
February 1, 2013
Mmmm, L'oreal does my hair good.
February 1, 2013
Are those hair extensions?
February 1, 2013
Someone likes listening to Willow Smith when the ride
February 1, 2013
AHhhhhgaha Smells like PisS!!!
February 1, 2013
Ahhh a spider!! 🙂
February 1, 2013
The kids across the street challenged me to a water fight, so I'm currently boiling the water.
February 1, 2013
"Winning that ticket, Rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me. Never let go!"
February 1, 2013
Wake bake shake dem dreads
February 1, 2013
Dear Baby Jesus that little fishy got my toe
February 1, 2013
We be swimmin mon
February 1, 2013
"Ah yea, Willow Smith know how I do!…I whip my hair back & forth, I whip back & forth, I whip my hair back & forth…yessir! that song just goes off!"
February 1, 2013
“Ah yea, Willow Smith know how I do!…I whip my hair back & forth, I whip my hair back & forth, I whip my hair back & forth…yessir! that song just goes off!”
February 1, 2013
The rasta man mating call
February 1, 2013
"… I just found out I have aids"
February 1, 2013
(I tried to steal some honey for my chicken and biscuits)….."ahhhh get these killer african bees off of me!"
February 2, 2013
baby baby baby
February 2, 2013
When mops fight back
February 2, 2013
Mop Wars: HEADSHOT!
February 2, 2013
So Zach De La Rocha's into wakeboarding now, huh
February 2, 2013
Ahhh Medusa! The eyes, the snakes! Wait, that's just my reflection… That's what I get for staying up so late watching Clash of the Titans.
February 2, 2013
Release the Cracken!
February 2, 2013
'Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up, it's Palma time!'
February 2, 2013
I swear if you turn your head fast enough you can see your ear!
February 2, 2013
Look Mom, I just did my first 1080!
February 2, 2013
Went in for some crab stew and left with a few
February 2, 2013
"I WHIP MY HAIR BACK N FORTH"
February 2, 2013
Synchronized swimming. Rasta style.
February 2, 2013
I whip my hair back and forth…
February 2, 2013
"AHHHHHH DAMN IT, WHY DOES DOWDY HAVE TO BE SO GOOD!!!"
February 3, 2013
Bring the sprinkler up to my house ,my yard is dry as shit!
February 3, 2013
Josh is now stunt doubling in herbal essence commercials.
February 3, 2013
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, then that means that one person enjoys it…
And Josh Palma just might be that person.
February 3, 2013
Finally a shampoo that cleans and conditions! L'Oreal for kids, no more tears
February 3, 2013
Jimmies status:
[ ] Unrustled
[x] Rustled
February 3, 2013
Darling it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me.
February 3, 2013
Darling it’s better, down where it’s wetter, take it from me.
February 4, 2013
octopus tries to eat man's head
February 4, 2013
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!! Why did I try this Hyperlite?!?!?!?
February 4, 2013
Josh "Hasselhoff" Palma
February 4, 2013
Just let your soooouuuul glow.
February 4, 2013
"Crest Whitening products headline an unusual, recent up-spring in sales from the wakeboard demographic this week"
February 4, 2013
Shark Day 4D
February 4, 2013
Cut my dreads?! Never I say! NEVERRRRRRR!
February 4, 2013
"Hey Palma…ya poopin?"
February 4, 2013
"I can't get these damn dreads off! Apparently water doesn't affect the dreads!"
February 4, 2013
"Bob Soven aint got nothing on my hair flip"
February 4, 2013
February 4, 2013
Josh never saw the fish that bitch-slapped him!!! Slippery little sucker
February 4, 2013
Dreaded Tornado
February 4, 2013
Im FAAAAAANCYYYYYYYYY!
February 4, 2013
"Want to see my impression of a wet dog?"
February 4, 2013
Bob soven has nothing. My locks are so much better. Maybe I could audition for the next blue lagoon remake
February 4, 2013
One Dino mushroom backroll coming up 😉
February 4, 2013
"Damn it Zane, I told you I didn't want my hair wet!.."
February 4, 2013
Dam who put this water here again!!!
February 4, 2013
when i use mane n tail, the water just beads off like no ones business.
February 4, 2013
Steve Irwin voice.. "And here we see the great Josh Palma surfacing for air!"
February 4, 2013
These dreads are better than ShamWow!
February 4, 2013
bullshit, they won't keep their word! just like the urban warfare video contest
February 5, 2013
i'm over making women wet….now its my turn!
February 5, 2013
"aww who pissed here"
February 5, 2013
Damn that girls pussy stink
February 5, 2013
Live every week, like its shark week
February 5, 2013
He's straight?
February 5, 2013
Picture of Josh after almost drowning when he forgot how heavy Nappy A– dreads were.
February 5, 2013
"i feel like im on bay watch, now all i need is Pamela"
February 5, 2013
WAAKAA.. FLAAACKA!!!
February 5, 2013
Kurt Cobain singing smells like beach spirit
February 6, 2013
Hansel, so hot right now.
February 7, 2013
GET OUTTA THAT REFRIGERATOR RIGHT NOW!!!
February 7, 2013
Wax on, water off!
February 7, 2013
Don't touch my drum set! Don't touch it!!!
February 9, 2013
I'm Old Gregg!
February 9, 2013
I'm slappin da bass man!
February 10, 2013
soooo who wins?
February 16, 2013
The Dark Knight rises
February 16, 2013
Duh-duh… Duh-duh… Duh-duh, duh-duh, duh-duh… Rarahg!
February 21, 2013
CONTEST COMPLETE!
CONGRATS, STEVE SAMPSON! YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THE CWB CAPTION CONTEST AND THE OWNDER OF AN ALMOST NEW CWB GROOVE! SEND US A MESSAGE mail@alliancewake.com AND WE'LL GET YOUR BOARD TO YOU ASAP!
Thanks to everybody else for entering, we appreciate the effort! Stay tuned to alliancewake.com as we have lots and lots of more great things to giveaway leading up to the summer months!
February 21, 2013
i dont know what possessed me to check this page today, but im glad i did!!