Mark it Down in the History Books
As you all know here at alliance we are all about pushing the limits to the max and setting world records which is why I am proud to announce that for the first time in my life I successfully finished an entire stick of chapstick! I usually get about a week or two into a stick before it ends up either in the washing machine evenly distributed evenly amongst all of my clothes or hiding under the seat of my car with all of those sticky blue colored pennies and tips of french fries. Not this time though, the thing was bone dry after abut two months. THe chapstick and I had a great time together traveling to denver, New York, Maine, and the Florida Keys. That stick of chap also rode in my pocket for countless wakeboard sets right here in Orlando! I'll miss you Burt…I'm going to get a frame to put you in right now.