If you didn't see, Nike6 is doing a mini ramp giveaway. the details are in the brown trout section. So here goes it in 100 words or less.
"Dear Nike, My name is Jeff McKee and I suck at skating. I used to be good at it back in the day, but then I became obsessed with St. Augustine turf-grass. I used to wake up at the crack of dawn for months to water the lawn in my underwear, mowed and edged like a pro, and fertilized regularly. Then suddenly the grass turned it's back on me, so now I must do the same. That grass was like a bad girlfriend to me…Wasting months of time that could've been spent skating. Never again Nike, NEVER AGAIN!"