When Randall speaks it’s best to listen…pics: Cortese
Mountains or the beach:
Definitely mountains. The beach is cool cuz there’s beautiful women in bikinis but I don’t like the ocean. I prefer to be in the mountains with the snow bunnies and a good vantage point on my enemies.
Sandals or shoes:
Always shoes! Might catch me in some house slippers though. Side note: Sandal pants are lame. Don’t be wearin sandals with pants. Not a good look for anyone.
Socks or not:
Socks of course. No one likes stanky planks.
Black or white:
Can’t have one without the other.
Shades: Inside or out:
Shades at all times. When you’re as cool as me its always bright.
Cable or winch:
I winch cuz I keeps it gutter.
Boxers or briefs:
Boxer briefs or commando, depends on the mission.
Coffee or tea:
I drink Rockstar Energy Drinks.
Blonde or brunette:
This is a serious question. Says a lot about a man. I’m 100% a brunette man.
Tube or slalom:
Neither. One is for chirrens and one is for senior citizens.
Contests: Sorter rope or longer lake:
Longer lake fa sho!
Film or photos:
I paint on both canvas’. If I absolutely HAD to choose one I would choose film because the combination of film and music is straight romantic.
TV or Internet:
I read books.
Mac or PC:
Mac! If you’re not a Mac and Iphone user you’re in denial.
Text or call:
I prefer text because I’m an awkward phone conversationalist. You gotta be careful though because texts leave a digital trail that can be used as evidence against you in a court of law.
Dogs or cats:
DOGS! If you don’t love dogs I don’t trust you.
NWA or Beastie Boys:
Niggas Wit Attitudes! It’s a California thing.
X factor or the voice:
I’ve never watched either. I cannot therefore make an educated decision.
Candy or soda:
Candy dipped in soda.
Raph Derome or Harley Clifford:
Who? Just playin, reeeelax. They aaaight.
Dry suit or day off:
No days off. Catch me at the skatepark….chuuuuuch!