Come to the Texas Ski Ranch this weekend for the second stop of the Byerly Toe Jam tour. You'll get to hang out with guys with nicknames like Grubby, Hansel, Freedom, TNT, and The Godfather. Plus, myself and the whole Alliance Visual Experiences crew will be on hand and it's guaranteed to be a great weekend for high-fiving and water dancing. If that doesn't get your stoke-ometer pinned, I don't know what will. Oh, and I will have some sweet Alliance "Not Beer" coozies to give away.

Alrighty then.