March 30th, 2012 by jeffmckee

 

 

Dylan Miller is a funny guy. Funnier than you think. He has an oversized back and is great at doing impressions of movie stars, plus he’s really good at wakeboarding. Get to know him in Top Fives.

 

Top five discovery’s after becoming a vegan

- I poop way more often

- I feel way healthier

- Babes are interested in it and want to talk about it

- Dogs aren’t scared that I’m going to eat them any more

- The controversial conversations it creates

 

Top five advantages of having a big back

- I can do infinite amounts of pushups

- It makes boardin way easier

- People always ask if they can touch it

- It fills up tank tops really nicely

- It makes up for how small my d#%k is

 

Top five video edits you’ve watched lately

- Wake merk

- Permacation teaser

- 2 dudes one boat

- Anything on youjizz

- Anything on Alliance

 

Top five ways to power through the drive from Canada to Florida

- Canadian Whiskey

- Lotion and tissues in bulk

- Listening to Ramstien on blast

- Trying to sneek in the odd nap

- Trying to get nude photos from all my ex’s via text message

 

Top five movie stars you’d love to date

-Charlize Theron

-Emmanuelle Chriqui

-Brad Pit

-Meagan Good

-Oprah Winfrey

 

Top five artists on you music player

- Menahan street band

-  Cults

-Little Brother

- Nas

- The black Keys

 

Top five favorite action sports athletes

- Billy Marks

- Brandon Beibel

- Dustin O’Ferrall

- John Jackson

- Craig Mcmorris

 

Top five ways to pick up a lady

- T ell them I’m from Canada

- Ask them if they would like to have sex sometime.

- Turning around so they can see my back.

- Going to the STD clinic.

- Roofies… Does picking them up off the floor count?

 

 Dylan Miller shredding in “Dub Mondays.”

 

Top five pet peeves

- Boating

- Sliders

- Dirty Vehicles

- Unfolded clothes

- Loud talkers

 

Top five jobs besides wakeboarding

- Pro golfer

- Rigger

- Pro rollerblader

- Music producer

- Carpenter

 

Top five people in you’re cell phone call log 

- Dad

- Adam Levitt

- Steel Lafferty

- Adam Burwell

- Kevin Henshaw

5 Responses to “Top Fives – Dylan Miller”

  1. real Says:

    HA funny dude!!!

     
  2. MommyMiller Says:

    Oh Dylan. Please behave yourself down there…

    Love, MOM

     
  3. DaddyMiller Says:

    Youjizz is my favorite! Go get em tiger!

    Love, DAD

     
  4. Name (required) Says:

    Haha funny as shit!

     
  5. ha Says:

    Hahahahahaha….so good. Dylans parents are the best!

     

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