Trevor Hansen recently moved out of his parent’s house and into his own place. While most people move into a dorm room, or at best, a crappy apartment, Trevor actually built his palacial new house from the ground up. It’s less than 5 minutes from where he grew up, and has a few other amenities. I used to work in Real Estate, and if I was to write the ad, it would go something like this:
Charming 3 bedroom, 2.5 bath home. This brand new residence is the perfect place for the watersports enthusiast. Situated on the quiet canal leading on to the Groveland Chain of lakes, relax in the private backyard surrounded by calm water and enjoy the foliage including 60-plus mature trees. Inside, a bonus room could serve as office or fourth bedroom. Features an outdoor shower, spacious two car garage and open floor plan. Make this Groveland Palace your own.
Ok, well it’s not up for sale yet. Currently it serves as a crash pad for Trevor and Aaron Rathy, and they’re currently looking for a third roommate. Contact firstname.lastname@example.org for details. No weirdos need apply.