William Lawther and Corey Marotta (jerks) had a pretty good day today as their weekly visit to Mar Vista Liquor paid off big-time. Apparently these two have been boozing at lunch for years on their daily walk to Pipes, the local lunch spot.

After taking a few photos with the Mar Vista Liquor owner, William and Corey rolled to Cardiff Classics, a classic car dealership located on coast highway 101 in Encinitas. Corey mentioned having grown up driving by Cardiff Classics he dreamed of walking on the lot one day and picking up a classic car, which in this case is a 1964 Porsche 356 C coupe (thanks for thinking of us Corey). William being a sporting chap did the same and grabbed a 1969 Chevrolet Camaro SS 396 Coupe. He also didn’t pick up a car for anyone at the office.

If there’s one thing we’ve learned in all of this, it’s William and Corey had no trouble turning in their keys to the office…We’d wish them the best but since they don’t seem to be offering anyone a single dime, not even a killer lottery party, we hope they get hit by a bus….or something.