Rider: Jamie McCauley

Boat Specs:
Moomb Craz
Length: 22’
Beam: 100”
Dry weight: 4,000 lbs
Ballast weight: 2,000 lbs standard (500 lbs extra optional)
Passenger capacity: 16
Engine: Raptor by Indmar (400-450 hp)


The     Moomba Craz      is my boat of choice because of its   affordability  ,     versatility      and     awesome-ability     . Plus the     color scheme       is     a perfect combo    . The wake is so     versatile       that I can     ride whatever I want     every time I ride. Seriously, it’s bigger than a    Donald Trump hair poof    on a      windy day    . This boat’s spirit animal is a   velociraptor  because it has      the Raptor engine    and is totally       real, not CGI     .

I can fit all of my     bros    ,    ladies     , and     toys      without anybody having to     awkwardly invade the personal space of    each other.

Of course, you can’t talk about a boat as    well rounded      as this without mentioning the   price  and the    reliability    . There are     a bunch of badass Roswell    speakers in this boat, which means it’s louder than      DanO the ManO      at a   Wrestlemania event   .   Trap Radio on Pandora       is my favorite style of     streaming      to blast through the system while I’m working on my     lake vibe     .

If you’re into boat surfing this thing will put out a wave that will   convert    you with  SoCal surf vibes  while you     shred the gnar     . Seriously it comes up to my   four chest hairs        and makes me feel   like a man   . It’s all possible thanks to the   AutoFlow 2 system     that does a lot of    barrel throwing       and     makes legit slayshing a reality    .

I mean, just look at this thing. It’s got more    options and customizability       than a  secret menu at In ‘N Out     , and is prettier than a     Double Double Animal Style    .

The only thing I like better than this boat is     the Chicago Bears     and that’s because I’m a     terrible football fan   .

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