Rider: Reed Hansen

Boat Specs:
Supra SE 550
Length: 24’6”
Beam: 102”
Dry weight: 5,300 lbs
Ballast weight: 3,200 lbs
Passenger capacity: 18
Engine: 575 hp Roush charged Raptor by Indmar


The   Supra SE 550   is my boat of choice because of its   wake  ,   engine    and  wife-impressing capabilities  . Plus the    paint scheme    is   next level  . The wake is so     large     that I can    make friends with fishermen     every time I ride. Seriously, it’s bigger than a     12-point      on a    trail cam    . This boat’s spirit animal is an  eagle    because it has    an engine that runs on freedom   and is totally   covered in America   .

I can fit all of my   deer jerky  ,   gator bites  , and   fried bass   without anybody having to   get into fisticuffs with   each other.

Of course, you can’t talk about a boat as    free       as this without mentioning the   ballast   and the     badassery    . There are   1776     speakers in this boat, which means it’s louder than   Dale Jr.     at a   NASCAR race   .   Country    is my favorite style of   life  to blast through the system while I’m working on my      double inwward heels  .

If you’re into boat surfing this thing will put out a wave that will    spoil     you with   riches  while you   live the American dream   . Seriously it comes up to my   patriotic salute   and makes me feel   like I’m punching ISIS in the face   . It’s all possible thanks to the   Swell Surf System     that does a lot of   wave perfecting     and    Star Spangled Banner reciting    .

I mean, just look at this thing. It’s got more   perfection     than a     bored out 350    , and is prettier than a  large mouth bass  .

The only thing I like better than this boat is   my wife   and that’s because I’m aAmerican  .