BROstock Caption Contest
BROstock Caption Contest Giveaway! Login under your Facebook name (so we know you’re real and can pick a real winner) and enter your best caption for this photo of Shane “Danger” Bonifay at BROstock 2012 at Lake of the Brozarks. Best caption wins this awesome bro’d out package of official BROstock 2013 gear. That’s right, all you have to do is come up with the best caption for this photo, and you can win. Start typing…
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May 7, 2013
If I told you it was my birthday could I have some of that cake?
May 7, 2013
I'd hit that….rail.
May 7, 2013
wakeboarding is not going to happen with this at the pool
May 7, 2013
Niceeee
May 7, 2013
Wakeboarding's not a sport for pussies.
May 7, 2013
Shane is ready to shred the pool!
May 8, 2013
I'm as hard as this pole i'm sitting on
May 8, 2013
I was thinking tow rope but this assqWAKE will do just fine
May 8, 2013
I really hope I don't have to pee anytime soon
May 8, 2013
liqour? I JUST MET ER?!
May 8, 2013
Shane: "Who farted?" Girl: "ME!"
May 8, 2013
Man I really wish bob soven were here so they would turn around…he's famous.
May 8, 2013
now its a party
May 8, 2013
I wonder if she can grind this rail too…
May 8, 2013
Bitches comeee!
May 8, 2013
Shane always ends up buttchecking
May 8, 2013
Is this a rail, or am I Just happy to see you Ladies…
May 8, 2013
Look at all this ballast!!!
May 8, 2013
1) This rail has the softest landing Ive ever seen!
2) I'm just gonna stare, bitches love when Danger stares!
3) Id come in ladies, but I just ate 5minutes ago…
4) Girls: Shane, is that a pole in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Shane: Shane very happy…
5) Liquid courage setting in, in 3, 2, 1!
May 8, 2013
frontside nut slide to backside blondie!
May 8, 2013
it may not be digorno, but i could definitely go for a pizza dat sweet a$$
May 8, 2013
Girl, you got that Django booty, Cuz that shit is off the CHAIN!
May 8, 2013
Hey Ladies this pole isn't the only thing that is long and hard.
May 8, 2013
yo BROS…I don't trust chicks who wear shirts in the pool. only fat people do shit like that.
May 8, 2013
End Table Ass
(definition) "I set my drink down on Donna's End Table Ass while I climbed into the pool"
May 8, 2013
I believe they call this the Backside Raley 😉
May 8, 2013
if I ride this pole, its gonna be "Right into her Danger Zone"
May 8, 2013
That's what I love about Monster girls. I get older, and they just stay the same age.
May 8, 2013
SHANE'S THOUGHTS: Girls get wet for Shane. Shane doesn't get wet for girl.
May 8, 2013
3ft 6inchs only BRO…. it says so on the sign…. Loving the guy flexing in the background "Nailed it!!"
May 8, 2013
Na BRO I don't play in Chlorine.
May 8, 2013
"Do you guys know Parks Bonifay?, I'm his little brother"
May 8, 2013
Shane: thinks to him self " man i love my job"
May 8, 2013
Anyone have syrup for that pancake booty?
May 8, 2013
Hey ladies… You wanna see my sweet moves??? Come get on my boat
May 8, 2013
Sex
May 8, 2013
this backside raley is steezy (:
May 8, 2013
All i see is green
May 8, 2013
damn it where the hell is my board ? Maybe right….here
May 8, 2013
Shit on my tits!
May 8, 2013
All aboard the Shane train
May 8, 2013
There's many fish in the sea , but until I catch one im just stuck here just holding my rod
May 8, 2013
"Life of a Wakeboarder"
May 8, 2013
Ladies in white shirts… in a pool… sounds like the most excellent pool party
May 8, 2013
is monster paying you to enjoy yourself. or are you usually attracted to dudes that are shorter then you?
May 8, 2013
a rail with a perfect bonk at the end.
May 8, 2013
One things for sure: a soft landing, no matter what he lands on.
May 8, 2013
a rail with a perfect bonk at the end.
One things for sure: a soft landing, no matter what he lands on.
May 8, 2013
Why is Jimmy wearing a bikini?
May 8, 2013
Is that Jimmy LaRiche
May 8, 2013
Dam bro if I didn't have the shoes on …..you know Ide be dwn ther…
May 8, 2013
Ladies! Who wants to go back to my room… and get Bonifayded?
May 8, 2013
Look at alll that ass!
May 8, 2013
Shane Bonifay … The new Hugh Heffner !
May 8, 2013
These are my wakeboarding playgirl bunnies 😉
May 8, 2013
Let me just squeeze in between you two fine ladies (;
May 8, 2013
Look at alll that ass!
Let me just squeeze in between you two fine ladies (;
These are my wakeboarding playgirl bunnies
Shane Bonifay … The new Hugh Heffner !
This is my wakeboarding mansion. Fully equipped with fine girls(;
May 8, 2013
Shane:So i'm the brother of Park….
Girl :OH wan't to play
Shane : HELL YEAH !
May 8, 2013
If I get in, I will not be able to get out…at least with my dignity
May 9, 2013
Butters and Babes for Breakfast!
May 9, 2013
Possible revision to my previous post…
"So you wanna become a pro? This is how Mr. Danger starts out his day: Poolside Butters and Babes for breakfast"
May 9, 2013
Now bend all the way over
May 9, 2013
How about you…me.. her and a cardboard cut out of Bob Soven..?
May 9, 2013
Women, Rail. It got dangerous all over it
May 9, 2013
Those shorts would look great on my floor!
May 9, 2013
Everyone line up so I can get to the other side to get another beer.
May 9, 2013
Who said you can't have fun with just a GED.
May 9, 2013
do it bro! your balls may hurt, but blondie can play nurse!
May 9, 2013
I'm thinkin a Danger sandwich with the fun bag twins……
May 9, 2013
down and to the left
May 9, 2013
29 minutes left til I can get in and party.… man I shouldn't have ate that donut!!
May 9, 2013
Slide down pole and hit target. Can I save my drink?
May 9, 2013
Youd a fiine young thang now back that ass up!!
May 9, 2013
common Shane!!!! you ride one more rail and she'll ride the rest for you!
May 9, 2013
You a fine young thang now back dat ass up!
May 9, 2013
and the good lord said let there be big booty ladies…and there was….and it was gooooood
May 9, 2013
"I think this is the only time I don't need a board to impress the women, just sit on the rail and enjoy the view"
May 9, 2013
"They call me danger for a reason"
May 9, 2013
That will happen at your bigger shows.
May 9, 2013
new from Shane Bonifay's Liquid Force lineup
the penis rail, entice women with your size or your skill on it with your wakeboard.
easy connection to your scrotum, and easy set up for a quick rail session.
as you can see, it works well Shane "Danger" Bonifay.
May 9, 2013
why haven't they noticed me yet? I was in Defy!! #PourMeOneMore
May 9, 2013
Look out ladies I'm about to pull off a sweet trick off this rail!
May 9, 2013
should've brought my other shoes..
May 9, 2013
If I was a pool rail would you grab me?
May 9, 2013
Where's my board? I'm going to grind on this… rail.
May 9, 2013
Ahh, there's the kicker.
May 9, 2013
Sack tap to ass clap
May 9, 2013
Long hair don't care
May 9, 2013
The sack tap is the only "dangerous" part of this. Lets hope that blonde doesn't throw a tantrum…
May 10, 2013
trapped…
May 10, 2013
Mommmmm!!! I forgot sunscreen…
May 10, 2013
Someone hold my drink while I take my shoes off.
May 10, 2013
I'd double back roll that
May 10, 2013
That waterfall is pretty!
May 10, 2013
Lipslide to Inside
May 10, 2013
The girls think im staring at them but im really staring at you sexy (guy with his arms crossed)
May 10, 2013
whatch out for Mr. Iron Bonerfay
May 11, 2013
"back that ass up like a dump truck"
May 11, 2013
wwwwwwwwoooooooaaaaaahhhhhhhh
May 11, 2013
I like turtles!
May 11, 2013
cant decide what to grind…
May 11, 2013
She squats, bro
May 11, 2013
They were right. Lake of the Brozarks does have an amazing view!
May 11, 2013
This could turn out great or really hurt
May 11, 2013
Uh…which way do I go? Which way do I go???
May 11, 2013
Bro's.. Welcome to paradise!
May 11, 2013
Well all of them can clearly grind this rail, now it's my turn
May 11, 2013
They may call me 'Danger," but those shorts are truly a danger to us all
May 11, 2013
May be learning to swim isnt such a bad idea now
May 11, 2013
That pool is very dangerous for theese asses! 😀
May 11, 2013
Now we're talking about a great butts eye view!!!
May 11, 2013
Not really sure what to grind :3
Well its gonna' be a soft landing
May 11, 2013
that not a rail between my legs baby
May 11, 2013
because going in the pool without shoes on is to mainstream
May 11, 2013
Poolparty!!!!!
now we just need some drinks, dj and more girls 🙂 PARTY!!!!!!!!
May 11, 2013
"ok, but can I leave my shoes & hat on?"
May 11, 2013
bros keep their shoes on
May 11, 2013
No BROstock shades,NO action!
May 11, 2013
Ho's for bro's!
May 11, 2013
Aww BRO, can you see that ass, can you see that pool, can you see how it is cool to be out there ?
May 11, 2013
Enjoy every moment of your life, as a great man, as a king of wake!
May 11, 2013
Level 1
May 11, 2013
Bro'stock hoes! 😀
May 11, 2013
"Two at once and a mini rail, challenge accepted!"
May 11, 2013
WELCOME TOO MY WORLD!!
May 11, 2013
"Boobytrap backwards is Partyboob, who say's I'm not an intellectual?"
May 11, 2013
just enjoying my JUICE!!!
May 11, 2013
I'm gunna lay a smackdown on dat candy @$$
May 11, 2013
The chicks want some of this Danger in their lives
May 11, 2013
It is literally my birthday tomorrow and im going wakeboarding
12 may 😀
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