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Photo: Tony Carrol

 

My real name is… Clark Kent

But most people know me by… Muhammad Ali

My J-Date age is… 43

But I actually am… 25

I currently live… In Windermere

But would rather live… In mythical Mt. Olympus

Wakeboarding… Is cool

Having a signature boat… Is cooler

Style… Is a must

Training… Sucks

Contest… Ehhh, they are fun when I’m not getting DQ’ed or fined

Agents… Depends on the situation

Best video game… Madden or NHL

Being funnier then Bob… Is easy off camera

I have always loved… Being off camera

Being Jewish… Is a birthright

Most people don’t know… How to go through airport security

Go-to drink… Crown and Diet Coke

My biggest pet peeve… Lines at the Airport

Going Downtown… Is a shit show

Owning a bar…  No, I can’t give you a free bar tab…

I’ll always regret…  Agreeing to do a scripted reality TV show

I become stressed when…  People ask if there’s a second season of Wake Brothers

I would like to thank… You, sir. You’ve been a gentleman and a scholar