Check out our Boat Madd Libs section from our Gear Guide Issue!

If you are reading this post, then you probably get as geeked on the new boats as we do. The new boats below are all simply mind blowing; epic wakes, amazing sound systems, pushbutton controls, tons of power and as comfortable as a Caddy. So, to help further differentiate each of the brands, we asked them to complete a Mad Libs as the introduction to their latest boat to help you get a little better feel for the brand. Some of these are really funny. Check them out.

 

Axis Wake Research T22
Length: 22’
Beam: 102”
Dry weight: 3,800 lbs
Factory Ballast: 4,200 lbs
Passenger capacity: 15
www.axiswake.com

Our T22 is our 2018 Gear Guide boat of choice because of its bravura and dexterity. Plus the interior is bonkers. The wake is so nice that you can land a new trick every time you ride. Seriously, you want this boat with its new Power Wedge II and Surf Gate. This boat’s spirit animal is a chameleon because it has style and is totally versatile.

I can fit all of my friends, family, and fun without anybody having to be pissed at each other.

Of course, you can’t talk about a boat as dope as this without mentioning the customizeable seating and the awesome price. There are 11 speakers in this boat, which means it’s louder than the front row at a metal concert. Dr. Dre is my favorite style of rap to blast through the system while I’m working on my 180’s to the flats.

If you’re into boat surfing this thing will put out a wave that will stoke you with its clean waves while you hack and slash. Seriously it comes up to my shoulders and makes me feel all the feels. It’s all possible thanks to the PSP with Surf Gate and Power Wedge II that does a lot of work so you don’t have toI mean, just look at this thing. It’s got more abilities than a super hero movie, and is prettier than Alana Blanchard.

The only thing I like better than this boat is packing it full of my crew and that’s because I’m a giver.

 

CENTURION Fi23
Length: 23’
Beam: 102”
Dry weight: 5,150 lbs
Factory Ballast: 4,850 lbs
Passenger capacity: 14
www.centurionboats.com

Our Centurion FI23 is our 2018 Gear Guide boat of choice because of its insane style lines and humungo waves & wakes. Plus the interior is too sexy for its hull. The wake is huge and so rampy that you can get a nose bleed every time you ride. Seriously, you want this boat with its huge waves and wakes. This boat’s spirit animal is a gorilla because it has ripped abs and is totally tough.

I can fit all of my boards, bags, and friends without anybody having to sweat on each other.

Of course, you can’t talk about a boat as ridiculously cool as this without mentioning the 90 second fill time of the RAM Fill and the gorgeous, huge bow. There are 13 crazy loud speakers in this boat, which means it’s louder than your dad’s leisure suit at a fraction of the cost. Rock n’ Roll is my favorite style of Jam to blast through the system while I’m working on my wake & wave game.

If you’re into boat surfing this thing will put out a wave that will be taller than you with a friend on your shoulders while you dig on that massive displacement. Seriously it comes up to my shoulders and makes me feel warm inside. It’s all possible thanks to the world’s largest ballast capacities that does a lot of displacingI mean, just look at this thing. It’s got more more whistles than a street cop, and is prettier than you deserve.

The only thing I like better than this boat is RI257 and that’s because I’m a guy with a lot of friends.

 

HEYDAY WT-SURF
Length: 25’ 1”
Beam: 8’
Dry Weight: 4,300 lbs
Factory Ballast: 2,800 lbs
Passenger capacity: 17
www.heydaywakeboats.com

Our WT-Surf is our 2018 Gear Guide boat of choice because of its social layout and that new boat smell. Plus the price is sick. The wake is so natural that you can hear the ocean every time you ride. Seriously, you want this boat with its flexible seating and crazy ballast. This boat’s spirit animal is a platypus because it has moxie and is totally a freak of nature.

I can fit all of my friends, competitors, and their egos without anybody having to tickle each other.

Of course, you can’t talk about a boat as impressive as this without mentioning the storage and the cup holders. There are major speakers in this boat, which means it’s louder than Aunt Linda at a Fleetwood Mac concert. Gregorian Monk is my favorite style of chant to blast through the system while I’m working on my Wake Awards acceptance speech.

If you’re into boat surfing this thing will put out a wave that will slap you with adrenaline while you carve. Seriously it comes up to my cheeks and makes me feel alive. It’s all possible thanks to the hull shape that does a lot of the wave shaping with zero tabs or gatesI mean, just look at this thing. It’s got more attitude than a Rottweiler, and is prettier than that Rottweiler in a fancy dress.

The only thing I like better than this boat is having fun and not stressing about what I spent and that’s because I’m a guy who has his priorities straight.

 

Malibu Boats 23LSV
Length: 23’
Beam: 102”
Dry weight: SEE SITE
Factory Ballast: See Site
Passenger capacity: 15
www.malibuboats.com

Our 23 LSV is our 2018 Gear Guide boat of choice because of its style and prowess. Plus the technology is unparalleled. The wake is so perfect that you can double flip and/or bs 180 every time you ride. Seriously, you want this boat with its customization and power. This boat’s spirit animal is a shark because it has a pointy nose and is totally badass.

I can fit all of my boards, beverages, and bumpers without anybody having to sit on each other.

Of course, you can’t talk about a boat as popular as this without mentioning the Surf Gate and the Power Wedge II. There are 13 speakers in this boat, which means it’s louder than screaming girls at a Pitbull concert. The Golden Mic is my favorite style of podcast to blast through the system while I’m working on my zeros.

If you’re into boat surfing this thing will put out a wave that will barrel you with ease while you get rad. Seriously it comes up to my eyeballs and makes me feel thru zen. It’s all possible thanks to the Integrated Surf Platform that does a lot of technology-ingI mean, just look at this thing. It’s got more ballast than a cruise ship, and is prettier than a Lambo.

The only thing I like better than this boat is glass water and that’s because I’m a perfectionist.

 

MasterCraft XSTAR
Length: 23’
Beam: 102”
Dry weight: 5,800 lbs
Factory Ballast: See Site
Passenger capacity: 16
www.mastercraft.com

Our all-new XStar is our 2018 Gear Guide boat of choice because of its new boat smell and awesomeness.  Plus the wake is prodigious. The wake is so behomothic that you can circumduct every time you ride. Seriously, you want this boat with its pulchritude and definitude. This boat’s spirit animal is a Equus africanus asinus because it has sinew and is totally badass.

I can fit all of my connates, consorts, and crips without anybody having to contuse each other.

Of course, you can’t talk about a boat as anomalous as this without mentioning the ambit and the luxuriance. There are multitudinous speakers in this boat, which means it’s louder than eleven at a my berth. Tuvan Throat singing is my favorite style of music to blast through the system while I’m working on my wake shenanigans.

If you’re into boat surfing this thing will put out a wave that will vitiate you with adiposity while you charge. Seriously it comes up to my antitragus and makes me feel sanguine. It’s all possible thanks to the GEN 2 Surf System that does a lot of stuffI mean, just look at this thing. It’s got more mettle than a UFC fighter, and is prettier than a “g veintitres”.

The only thing I like better than this boat is nitery and that’s because I’m a roisterer.

 

Moomba Max 400-440
Length: 22’6″
Beam: 102”
Dry weight: 4,500 lbs
Factory Ballast: 3,000 lbs.
Passenger capacity: 17
www.moomba.com

Our MAX is our 2018 Gear Guide boat of choice because of its immense size and mega ballast.  Plus the price is unbeatable. The wake is so gravy that you can land that 1080 every time you ride. Seriously, you want this boat with its 3,000 lbs of ballast and Smart Plate System. This boat’s spirit animal is a Killer Whale because it has an unforgettable presence in the water and is totally agile for its size.

I can fit all of my dogs, cats, and T-Rexes without anybody having to fight each other.

Of course, you can’t talk about a boat as aggressive as this without mentioning the storage space of a walk in closet and the gorilla power. There are up to 7 speakers in this boat, which means it’s louder than a soccer mom at a peewee soccer game. R&B is my favorite style of music to blast through the system while I’m working on my awesome dance moves.

If you’re into boat surfing this thing will put out a wave that will impress you with size and shape while you shred the gnar. Seriously it comes up to my chest and makes me feel warm and fuzzy. It’s all possible thanks to the wake and surf system that does a lot of taking the guess work out of setting up your wakeI mean, just look at this thing. It’s got more back than a Sir Mix-a-Lot playlist, and is prettier than your mom.

The only thing I like better than this boat is nothing and that’s because I’m a Moomba maniac.

 

Nautique Super Air Nautique G23
Length: 23″
Beam: 102”
Dry weight: 5,900 lbs
Factory Ballast: 2,850 lbs.
Passenger capacity: 16
www.nautique.com

Our G23 is our 2018 Gear Guide boat of choice because of its legendary status and ability to make you better at everything.  Plus the wake is perfect. The wake is so perfect that you can actually morph into Noah Flegel every time you ride. Seriously, you want this boat with its 2,850 lbs of ballast and instant street cred booster. This boat’s spirit animal is another G23 because it is really hard to compare a boat to an animal.

I can fit all of my pets, friends, and friend’s pets without anybody having to sit on top of each other.

Of course, you can’t talk about a boat as insanely awesome as this without mentioning the helm and the Linq Panoray touchscreen. There are up to 14 speakers in this boat, which means it’s louder than a 13 year old girl at a Bruno Mars concert.  Rock ballads are my favorite style of jams to blast through the system while I’m working on my social media captions.

If you’re into boat surfing this thing will put out a wave that will rock you like a hurricane while you bottom turn until your legs won’t any longer. Seriously it comes up to my midriff and makes me feel like John John Florence every time I surf. It’s all possible thanks to the Nautique Surf System that does a lot of water displacing and wave formingI mean, just look at this thing. It’s got more style than a world championship contest pass, and is prettier than Shawn Watson on date night.

The only thing I like better than this boat is nothing and that’s because I’m a company man.

 

Supra SL 400-440-575 
Length: 23’5″
Beam: 102”
Dry weight: 5,600 lbs
Factory Ballast: 3,500 lbs.
Passenger capacity: 17
www.supraboats.com

Our Supra SL is our 2018 Gear Guide boat of choice because of its industry-leading innovation and racecar-like performance.  Plus the FxOne Power Folding Tower is mesmerizing. The wake is so meaty that you can touch the moon every time you ride. Seriously, you want this boat with its 3,500 lbs of standard sub-floor ballast and Supra Launch System. This boat’s spirit animal is a unicorn because it has everything you want in a tow boat and is totally legendary.

I can fit all of my friends, in-laws, and all of their gear without anybody having to complain to each other.

Of course, you can’t talk about a boat as majestic as this without mentioning the unique styling and the superior comfort. There are up to 10 speakers in this boat, which means it’s louder than a rap air horn at a hip-hop concert. Boat Party Jams is my favorite style of playlist to blast through the system while I’m working on my wave-to-wave transfers.

If you’re into boat surfing this thing will put out a wave that will push you with ease while you drop back to the next zip code. Seriously it comes up to my chin and makes me feel invincible. It’s all possible thanks to the wake & surf system that does a lot of magic that will blow your mindI mean, just look at this thing. It’s got more length in the surf wave than a tape measurer, and is prettier than your bride on your wedding day.

The only thing I like better than this boat is nothing and that’s because I’m a Supra maniac.

 

Supreme S224
Length: 22’4″
Beam: 95”
Dry weight: 3,650 lbs
Factory Ballast: 2,000 lbs.
Passenger capacity: 11
www.supremetowboats.com

Our Supreme 224 is our 2018 Gear Guide boat of choice because of its consistency and strength.  Plus the ride is bananas. The wake is so monstrous that you can make everyone jealous every time you ride. Seriously, you want this boat with its performance and perfect ride. This boat’s spirit animal is a cheetah because it has powerful waves and is totally svelte on the water.

I can fit all of my rowdy friends, boards, and inflatable flamingoes without anybody having to karate chop each other.

Of course, you can’t talk about a boat as killer as this without mentioning the deep v hull and the ride enjoyment. There are 9 insane speakers in this boat, which means it’s louder than your mom at a football game. Reggae is my favorite style of ear candy to blast through the system while I’m working on my latest trick.

If you’re into boat surfing this thing will put out a wave that will overwhelm you with stokeness while you shred. Seriously it comes up to my eyeballs and makes me feel on top of the world. It’s all possible thanks to the deep v hull that does a lot of magicI mean, just look at this thing. It’s got more guts than a cage diver, and is prettier than your prom date.

The only thing I like better than this boat is the S238 and that’s because I’m a sucker for Supreme.

 

Tige RZX2
Length: 22′
Beam: 102”
Dry weight: 5,600 lbs
Factory Ballast: 2,700 lbs.
Passenger capacity: 16
www.tige.com

Our RZX2 is our 2018 Gear Guide boat of choice because of its 🌊 and 🏆.  Plus the🚤 is 💯. The wake is💪🏼 that you can🔝 every time you ride. Seriously, you want this boat with its 🛎 and 😗. This boat’s spirit animal is a🦄 because it has ✨ and is totally 😍.

I can fit all of my 🕶, 🎒, and 💩 without anybody having to 👊🏼 each other.

Of course, you can’t talk about a boat as 🔥 as this without mentioning the⌚️📱🖥 and the 🐎💪🏼. There are🔉🔉🔉🔉🔉🔉🔉🔉 speakers in this boat, which means it’s louder than a 📀at a 🎉. 🤘🏻😃🎤 is my favorite style of 🎶 to blast through the system while I’m working on my 3️⃣6️⃣0️⃣.

If you’re into boat surfing this thing will put out a wave that will 🔨 you with 😃 while you 🏄🏼‍♂️. Seriously it comes up to my ⚽️🏀⚾️ and makes me feel 🆒. It’s all possible thanks to the 🚤 that does a lot of 👍🏼I mean, just look at this thing. It’s got more 🥓 than a 🐷, and is prettier than 💎.

The only thing I like better than this boat is 🌮 and that’s because I’m a fan of tacos

 

Yamaha 242X
Length: 24′”
Beam: 102”
Dry weight: 4,032 lbs
Factory Ballast: 1,400 lbs.
Passenger capacity: 12
www.yamahaboats.com

Our Yamaha 242X is our 2018 Gear Guide boat of choice because of its wake capabilities and versatility for the whole family. Plus the price is super competitive. The wake is designed so that you can ride confidently behind it every time you ride. Seriously, you want this boat with its top notch features and technology. This boat’s spirit animal is a dolphin because it has charm and is totally awesome in the water.

I can fit all of my gear, boards, and family without anybody having to compromise space for each other.

Of course, you can’t talk about a boat as popular as this without mentioning the SurfPointe and the new 12″ touchscreen helm control . There are 10 speakers in this boat, which means it’s louder than Grandpa’s tie at Sunday dinner. Rockabilly is my favorite style of tuneage to blast through the system while I’m working on my surfing.

If you’re into boat surfing this thing will put out a wave that will inspire you with confidence while you carve. Seriously it comes up to my expectations and makes me feel like a superstar. It’s all possible thanks to the SurfPointe that does a lot of work behind the boatI mean, just look at this thing. It’s got more versatility than a wake specific boat, and is prettier than a Scarab.

The only thing I like better than this boat is the lifelong memories it creates and that’s because I’m a happy Yamaha boat owner.

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