Accurate Handle Caption Contest
CONTEST COMPLETE!
CONGRATS, RICH WALTERS! YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THE CAPTION CONTEST AND THE OWNER OF A NEW ACCURATE FRANCHISE HANDLE! SEND US A MESSAGE mail@alliancewake.com AND WE’LL GET YOUR HANDLE TO YOU ASAP!
Thanks to everybody else for entering, we appreciate the effort! Stay tuned to alliancewake.com as we have lots and lots of more great things to giveaway leading up to the summer months!
It’s contest time again here at alliancewake.com. Trever Maur has a handle on this A.M. banana, so if you come up with the best caption for the photo you could be the proud owner of a new Accurate Franchise handle.
Here are the rules:
- Captions must be submitted in the comments section of this article below
- You must log in through your Facebook page to write the caption, this way we know you’re a real person and how to contact you if you win
- Any B-A-N-A-N-A-S Gwen Stefani references will be automatically DQ’d for stupidity
- Best/funniest caption as selected by the staff at alliancewake.com will be the winner
February 27, 2013
"it kinda looks like this"
February 27, 2013
What's my secret to great wakeboarding you ask? Postassium bro! Postassium.
February 27, 2013
"You boys ever heard of a fruit cocktail!?"
February 27, 2013
Yank the banana that's not a banana and I'll give you a prize!
February 27, 2013
"Look, man, I ain't fallin' for no banana in my tailpipe!"
February 27, 2013
"I gave that monkey an offer he couldn't refuse…"
February 27, 2013
“I gave that monkey an offer he couldn’t refuse…”
February 27, 2013
"You must be 'this long' to ride…"
February 27, 2013
This is America, not a Banana Republic
February 27, 2013
"grab my strong arm!"
February 27, 2013
Did you know that monkeys peel their bananas from this end?
February 28, 2013
"I still haven't evolved from a monkey properly"
February 28, 2013
Hyperlite's been asking for a new board design so I'm getting some good inspiration from the continuous rocker on this banana
February 28, 2013
Grip it . . . your handle . . . like this!
February 28, 2013
Oh, you know, just practicing my deepthroatin' skills.
February 28, 2013
"If this guy doesn't get off my tail I'm gonna go Mario Kart on his ass!"
February 28, 2013
Bullshit, Alliance never follows through with their "contest". You whomp.
February 28, 2013
"My buddy Adam Errington took a set behind my Axis boat while I was trying to talk him into riding for Hyperlite and he took the hardest fall of his life! His new 2013 pro model board Ronix Bill cracked in half and started leaking bananas! See here is one of them.. actually hold on, I'm kind of hungry.."
February 28, 2013
"Guys, did you know this is what inspires all of Greg Nelson's shape designs?"
February 28, 2013
Banana…..not as hands free as my Apple!
February 28, 2013
Trever left to ski at the crack of dawn, still wearing his bananas
February 28, 2013
Road Safety! Fruit for thought
February 28, 2013
Dude! Watch me throw this banana through my girlfriends prom garder!
February 28, 2013
Want to be singled out from the bunch?…..ride Accurate!
February 28, 2013
With a Accurate handle, your grip won't be given the slip!
February 28, 2013
"Hey banana did it hurt when you fell from heaven? because i find you quite appealing"
March 1, 2013
T-Maur likes to warm up for another day of wrapped 5s and knee dropping on the water with a classy game called hide the banana. Loser has to pay for boat gas or eat the banana.
March 1, 2013
Whats that smell? Dude…did you use my banana?
March 3, 2013
Merica !
March 3, 2013
"I put this in my wetsuit to pick up ladies at the park."
March 4, 2013
holdddd my dickkk!