February 24th, 2012 by alliance
It’s Friday and we feel like a giveaway. Objections? Didn’t think so. We have an amazing photo of Zane Schwenk and a new 2011 CWB Vibe sitting here in our office that needs a home, and that home could be yours. All you have to do is leave your best caption for the photo in the comments below (logged in through facebook so we can identify you) and we will pick the winner come monday at 5PM PST. Let’s get this party started. TGIF.
-Alliance
February 24th, 2012 at 8:04 am
super man aint got nothin on me
February 24th, 2012 at 8:47 am
Lets ignore the board shorts, life jacket, and board and pretend this wasn’t 10 years ago.
February 24th, 2012 at 8:57 am
Holy Twin Tale Robin, call “___________” for a cover shot!!
February 24th, 2012 at 9:08 am
“Come fly with me, let’s fly, let’s fly away…”
February 24th, 2012 at 9:26 am
“Strangley it feels like the mid 90s up here-a shorty wet suit, gloves on-velcro snug around wrist, and Troy Navarro in the boat shooting an old Connelly instructional”.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:39 am
I’m too old for this Sh***************t.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:45 am
Extreme Slalom skiing next, on ESPN 8 “The Ocho”
February 24th, 2012 at 9:45 am
While the board might be a little outdated, his hairline seems to be way ahead of its time…
February 24th, 2012 at 9:54 am
New trick name: The reverse tumble-turn.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:59 am
“I believe I can flyyyOOOOHHH SH******T!!!!!”
February 24th, 2012 at 10:14 am
whoa…dude….the phazers on this board make it soooo poppy
February 24th, 2012 at 10:18 am
Skiboarding 101
February 24th, 2012 at 10:21 am
At least no one can see my face…
February 24th, 2012 at 10:56 am
man… if only he was Asian: “Abba ree, I can fry!”
February 24th, 2012 at 11:01 am
“Could someone turn the Gravity Back on?”
February 24th, 2012 at 11:05 am
“I can see my house from here!”
February 24th, 2012 at 11:14 am
This is my BOOMSTICK!
February 24th, 2012 at 11:34 am
I could have got twice this high, if I would have only hit it switch!
February 24th, 2012 at 11:42 am
If it ain’t broke don’t fix it!
February 24th, 2012 at 12:10 pm
Hell yeah! Instagram that shit!
February 24th, 2012 at 12:26 pm
” Get some! Whats the weather like up here??? Its Partly Narly with a Chance of PAIN!”
February 24th, 2012 at 12:36 pm
yea, but can harley do this…
February 24th, 2012 at 12:39 pm
hoochie’s aint the only thing that can g l i d e
February 24th, 2012 at 12:40 pm
CWB makes wakeboarding so easy even a Zaneman can do it!
February 24th, 2012 at 12:41 pm
You too can get this high with the new CWB Quad tip Board. This can be you for the small price of “Make your own” like Zane.
February 24th, 2012 at 12:50 pm
The Beast doesn’t include selling out.
February 24th, 2012 at 12:53 pm
Hey Sarah Palin! I can see your house from here….and Russia.
February 24th, 2012 at 12:59 pm
Hey Sarah Palin! I can see your house from here…and Russia.
February 24th, 2012 at 12:59 pm
ooopppssss i slipped a disc!!!!!!
February 24th, 2012 at 1:03 pm
ow my back
February 24th, 2012 at 1:04 pm
My job is better than yours…
February 24th, 2012 at 1:05 pm
“Yup, I am flying through the air sideways..this is not good”
February 24th, 2012 at 1:06 pm
That’s what I love about wakeboarding, man… I get older, the style stays the same age.
February 24th, 2012 at 1:17 pm
Psssssttt, Hey need a towel?
February 24th, 2012 at 1:24 pm
too old to be photoshopped
February 24th, 2012 at 1:24 pm
The real way to get PLANKED!
February 24th, 2012 at 1:33 pm
strap on your gnarly boots cuz it’s time to get EXTREME.
February 24th, 2012 at 1:35 pm
Da na na na na na na CONDORMAN!!!
February 24th, 2012 at 1:39 pm
I knew getting pulled behind the Outerlimits boat with Andrew driving was a bad idea…
February 24th, 2012 at 2:01 pm
….. and after all that the board would STILL not come off!
February 24th, 2012 at 2:15 pm
“I love hitting handrails, you can really lock in on that switch nosepress”
February 24th, 2012 at 2:29 pm
“See! told you I could do it! now give me that 10 bucks! i’m saving up for a knee brace for when I get older. . .”
February 24th, 2012 at 2:33 pm
NEW! Zane Schwenk showing off the cutting edge Wingboard®. Wingboarding is the future of behind-the-boat watersports. Order your’s today!
February 24th, 2012 at 2:48 pm
I AM SO EXTREME RIGHT NOW!!!
February 24th, 2012 at 3:06 pm
Im just mad i cant see if he has a mustache or not.
February 24th, 2012 at 3:38 pm
Doesn’t matter what year it is. Its Inzane.
February 24th, 2012 at 3:50 pm
Hey Mcfly, those boards don’t work on water, unless you’ve got POWER!
February 24th, 2012 at 3:59 pm
Discombobulator!!
February 24th, 2012 at 4:25 pm
WEEEEEEEEEEE.. WEE WEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
February 24th, 2012 at 5:33 pm
my shaper made a nice job with this board, by far the best wakeboard i have used!
February 24th, 2012 at 5:41 pm
I want a taco.
February 24th, 2012 at 6:19 pm
Parks Edition Mastercraft is a little to much for Murray
February 24th, 2012 at 7:01 pm
“Look mamma, I can fly!”
February 24th, 2012 at 7:44 pm
This kneebrace is gonna work for sure.
February 24th, 2012 at 9:43 pm
“Hey Zane, bet you cant do a mule kick with my 1984 burton woody”
February 24th, 2012 at 10:20 pm
This is totally gonna get 10 likes on Instagram, now what filter to use? #raleylikemurray
February 24th, 2012 at 10:31 pm
“Just invented a new trick! Now all I have to do is give is a really cool name like The Slurpy…”
February 24th, 2012 at 10:50 pm
To introduce CWB’s 2013 RETRO line, we travel 20 years back in time to remember three things that never made it out of 1993; The Connelly Stick, the Air Raley, and Zane Schwenk
February 24th, 2012 at 11:11 pm
“That dude is Raley cool”
February 24th, 2012 at 11:13 pm
Can you do raley’s? Didn’t think so……Boomshakalaka
February 24th, 2012 at 11:20 pm
George hated it when his little brother Jesus competed in the same division at competitions…
February 24th, 2012 at 11:30 pm
Ewww teeny!!!
February 24th, 2012 at 11:43 pm
If you ain’t flyin, you ain’t tryin
February 25th, 2012 at 12:02 am
Now I’m FREE, free fallin
February 25th, 2012 at 12:13 am
Wait! I’m on ski’s……
February 25th, 2012 at 12:14 am
Damn Hot tub timemachine’s
February 25th, 2012 at 1:30 am
That coffee this morning was horrible, did I lock my front door? Taco bell was a bad idea last ni…SQUIRREL!!!!!! N
February 25th, 2012 at 1:33 am
Just spot your landing & ride away!!!
February 25th, 2012 at 2:32 am
I told you red bull gives you wings !!
February 25th, 2012 at 2:50 am
Wakeboarding…. as gay now as it ever was.
February 25th, 2012 at 3:40 am
The Helicopter tow was going well!
February 25th, 2012 at 5:18 am
Planking… like a boss
February 25th, 2012 at 5:24 am
Go big or Go home!!
February 25th, 2012 at 5:48 am
You kids have nothing on me. Retro hero all the way
February 25th, 2012 at 6:40 am
Hey ! I can see my house from here !
February 25th, 2012 at 7:20 am
This proves that a raley is actually easier than a 180! If you can sac up and go for it!
February 25th, 2012 at 7:27 am
Hit it switch pussy!
February 25th, 2012 at 7:52 am
SLOOOWWW DOOOOOWN!!!
February 25th, 2012 at 9:18 am
No son i will not buy you a new $600 wakeboard. If Zane can do it on a 1995 Connelly stick with sweet graphics so can you. Now grab me a crystal pepsi and pull out my trick ski, im up!
February 25th, 2012 at 9:51 am
Prior to the hit he contemplated “What Would Murray Do?”
February 25th, 2012 at 9:54 am
“Well, this was a much better idea in my head.”
February 25th, 2012 at 10:38 am
What the hell was I thinking. at least i’m scoring points with the hot blonde in the boat.
February 25th, 2012 at 11:24 am
Your swizzle tail called…. It wants the 80’s back!
February 25th, 2012 at 11:53 am
It’s a bird,
It’s a plane,
No… It’s old school Zane!
Feeling the 90′s Vibe!!
February 25th, 2012 at 12:10 pm
“I shouldn’t have let Parks drive today! AHHH!!!”
February 25th, 2012 at 12:53 pm
ima gonna make me you a nice pizzzzaaa pieee
February 25th, 2012 at 1:32 pm
Overheard from Zane after landing is 13,531st raley….”I think i should just stop wakeboarding and bring back competitive barefooting”
February 25th, 2012 at 1:36 pm
Just don’t let go now..!!
February 25th, 2012 at 1:47 pm
If I land this, I’m gonna get all the kinky ladies, and I don’t care if they haves something wrong with them cause I’m a winner
February 25th, 2012 at 1:55 pm
If only i could get my feet a little closer together. Then i could shred like Tony Finn.
February 25th, 2012 at 1:56 pm
I dont know? I think my Scorpion Air looks better on my wake tech big air.
February 25th, 2012 at 3:16 pm
Oh crap! I forgot the landing instructions.
February 25th, 2012 at 4:13 pm
really, zane’s move was the best I’ve ever seen, and I’ve seen porn.
February 25th, 2012 at 4:22 pm
Year of double flips? Nah…I say bring back the raley!…Anyone? No?
February 25th, 2012 at 6:17 pm
Swag….
February 25th, 2012 at 8:53 pm
Tell the jet to slow down! I’m Flying to fast
February 25th, 2012 at 9:45 pm
Shaun Murray ain’t got nothin on me! Look at this Sh*t!
February 26th, 2012 at 12:07 am
And this is how I banged your sister last night….
February 26th, 2012 at 12:32 am
Darin Shapiro? Ya, I showed him this one.
February 26th, 2012 at 2:30 am
Does this rope look like it’s about to snap?
February 26th, 2012 at 10:56 am
How the hell did i do this?!?!
February 26th, 2012 at 1:29 pm
So this isn’t how it’s done…?
February 26th, 2012 at 1:46 pm
Zane- “YOU BASTARD, YOU BASTERD!!!”
In Boat- “What’s he saying?” “I think he is saying go faster.” “Ok faster it is.”
February 26th, 2012 at 1:50 pm
hammer time
February 26th, 2012 at 2:39 pm
Suicide attempt from embarrassing gear
February 26th, 2012 at 2:59 pm
i’m sexy and i know it……….
February 27th, 2012 at 1:00 am
Zing!
February 27th, 2012 at 1:14 am
Zane must still be dazed from getting hit by a chicken in a cadillac because hes riding a board from his 1989 quiver!
February 27th, 2012 at 1:56 am
Zane “Hold my d!#K” Schwenk…
February 27th, 2012 at 11:38 am
Skurfs up, Finally! Is that Chuey?
February 27th, 2012 at 12:47 pm
zero camber seems to be the hype in snowboarding so we thought we’d try it out..
February 27th, 2012 at 1:29 pm
The wright brothers got nothin on me
February 27th, 2012 at 1:55 pm
Damn if I keep doing this I’m for real gonna lose all my hair.
February 27th, 2012 at 2:20 pm
Here you go Ladies.. the super man thingy!!
February 27th, 2012 at 3:28 pm
“Yeah he broke his stick he rip so bad” (North Shore) 1987 movie quote
February 27th, 2012 at 9:58 pm
I go HAM! Hard As Murray!
February 28th, 2012 at 7:45 am
Ladies and gentlemen we have a winner. Congratulations to Josh Tarble for winning the CWB caption contest. Thanks for playing everyone.
February 28th, 2012 at 10:06 pm
HI, My name is Zane Schwenk it doesn’t matter if my board is 1990 or 2012 I can still go HUGE!!
February 29th, 2012 at 11:44 pm
Wow, somebody needs a lesson on phasers….
March 4th, 2012 at 10:26 pm
What do balding heads , large vests and knee braces all have in common ? ? ?
Zane schwenk