Wakeskating Bens are interchangable
Ben Horan called me in a tizzy the other morning. "Apparently I didn't win the rail contest at Toe Jam," he gasped, "Ben Kaiser did!" I assured him that he did in fact win, I was there and saw it with my own eyes, but then he clarified, "no, I just got the new Alliance and it says Ben Kaiser won, not me." So apparently, all the people in Orlando who watched Ben Horan win were mistaken. It is now in print that Ben Kaiser was actually champion, and since Alliance NEVER makes mistakes, that must be what happened. There was a lot of warm, flat beverages floating around the Projects that day, so I suppose, who really knows?