Boats & Pros – Malibu M235
Rider: Massi Piffaretti
Dry weight: 6,200 lbs
Ballast weight: 5,400 lbs standard (500 lbs extra optional)
Passenger capacity: 17
Engine: Monsoon 6.2L 450 or 6.2L Supercharged 575
The Malibu M235 is my boat of choice because of its beast-like attitude , sexy looks and ability to attract the ladies . Plus the ride is extra comfortable for a slow romantic cruise… . The wake is so jacked that I can get jacked every time I ride. Seriously, it’s bigger than a drive-thru order from Chik-Fil-A with the Conway crew on a morning after . This boat’s spirit animal is a wolf because it has a wild attitude and is totally the national animal of Italy .
I can fit all of my bros , babes , and boards without anybody having to do the Italian reach around to each other.
Of course, you can’t talk about a boat as mind blowing as this without mentioning the awesome dashboard touch screen and the Surf Band remote . There are a bunch of booty shaking speakers in this boat, which means it’s louder than me screaming like a little girl at a scary movie . Italian is my favorite style of opera to blast through the system while I’m working on my classical pickup lines .
If you’re into boat surfing this thing will put out a wave that will tickle you with a giant, long piece of shred while you laugh at everybody on the boat booty shaking to Italian opera . Seriously it comes up to my mustache and makes me feel things I didn’t think were possible . It’s all possible thanks to the Surf Gate and Power Wedge system that does a lot of water moving and party making .
I mean, just look at this thing. It’s got more bells and whistles than a New Year’s Party , and is prettier than a free Chipotle burrito with extra guacamole .
The only thing I like better than this boat is my mama’s spaghetti and that’s because I’m a mama’s boy .