Rider: Randall Harris

Boat Specs:
Axis A24 (Vandall Edition)
Length: 24’5”
Beam: 102”
Dry weight: 6,200 lbs
Ballast weight: 5,400 lbs
Passenger capacity: 17
Engine: Monsoon 5.7L 350 up to Monsoon 6.2L Supercharged 550


The   Axis A24 Vandall Edition     is my boat of choice because of its   personality,   good looks  and   perfect wake shape    . Plus the   Vandall Edition     is     upgraded to the max     . The wake is so      disruptive      that I can     dislodge entire slalom courses    every time I ride. Seriously, it’s bigger than    the rear ends   on a    Kardashian family reunion   . This boat’s spirit animal is a   Ludacris     because it has   a “move b$*#@ get out the way” look     and is totally     “how low”    .

I can fit all of my     hood rats      ,     superheroes   , and   junkyard dogs       without anybody having to    stomp     each other.

Of course, you can’t talk about a boat as     remarkable     as this without mentioning the   sound system  and the    fact that it is a 10 on the ghetto meter    . There are   two or three… hundred…    speakers in this boat, which means it’s louder than      Snoop Dogg Blunt       at a    church prayer meeting      .      Elvis       is my favorite style of     music      to blast through the system while I’m working on my      style     .

If you’re into boat surfing this thing will put out a wave that will     break seawalls, docks, and barrel you with     a wall of water      while you     try to avoid getting kicked off the lake     . Seriously it comes up to my     cornrows     and makes me feel     like Bodhi in Point Break; “You know there’s no way I can handle a cage, man”    . It’s all possible thanks to the      A24 Vandall Edition      that does a lot of     double     and     upping    .

I mean, just look at this thing. It’s got more     flavor     than a    Mexican candy     , and is prettier than     a pint of ice cream     .

The only thing I like better than this boat is   my board    and that’s because I’m a    board  rider  .