Caption Contest
What’s up, you e-comedians? We’ve got a new giveaway format here at Alliance and we’re going to put you to the funny bone test. Write the funniest caption in the comments section below for this tweaked out photo of Jeff McKee and you could win an awesome prize pack from the folks at Body Glove. That’s right, all you have to do is come up with something that makes us laugh at Jeff ridiculously hard and you’re gonna get some sweet shwag in the mail. The winning caption will be featured in the July issue of Alliance. If you want to win we advise that you post a comment through your Facebook profile so we have means of contacting you in case your caption is selected as the best. Get limber and good luck!

“Just be glad I’m not naked…”
Contest sponsored by Body Glove, which means you could win these!
– Prime neo top
– Vapor X boardshorts
– Vapor pullover vest
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I thought Jeff's wife gave birth to the twins…. #raddad #ambushkids
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Shrek whispers "this is my swamp" and penetrates my butt hole. "Its all Ogre now"
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How big is baby? Sooo BIG!
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Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!
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"I'm ready to be wiped"
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Bodyglove: more flexible than you wanted to see
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You think you get a good ride behind the G23? WAIT TIL YOU RIDE BEHIND THIS!
McKee Wake…where the back door is always open for you.
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I'm too drunk to taste this Chicken.
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McKee Wake….where the back door is always open and the ride is always tight-COME WAKE WITH US TODAY!!
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Sometimes even a body glove doesn't cover enough.
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The NEW McKee WETSUIT by BodyGlove…with us covering your skin, you can jump right in!!! (Pooper access hole optional)
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Happy Baby. Look at the stretch in that Onsie.
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Well come right on in, the waters warm!
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"Okay…so you've mastered the toe side 900, but can you do this?"
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I searched girls in yoga pants and I got this…
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Hey dude…are you old school water skier or what?
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Bodyglove, Flexible enough to T Bag your friends
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Bodyglove, your full body diper, shit your pants and know will ever know
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When I shred my wake skis, I do this trick off every jump. I call it the "Baby Wipe"
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At least he's not still doing the skin colored wetsuit tradition. We all goto grow up sumtime!!!
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"Doc, The pain is just here"
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"Just imagine what I could do on the water"
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Just imagine what I could do on the water
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I'm just showing all the wakeboard noobs what a wide stance looks like!
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"Good ole Jeff here loves Body Glove thiiiiiiiiiiiiissss much!… Maybe a little too much?"
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O.K.!! Im ready, get the lighter, and prepare yourself for the " Methane flame…"
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O.K. I'm ready, get the lighter and prepare yourself for the "Methane flame.."
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Always wanted to be a cheerleader not giving up on the dream yet!!!!!!!!! GO TEAM BODY GLOVE!!!!!!!!
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Eat your heart out United Airlines!
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Shredtown is about to Drop the Gun with more than a video.
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You think you know what Drop The Gun's about? …Well, you're in for a surprise.
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my body is ready
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I really hope I remembered to wear the suit without any hole on the bottom…
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I should have pooped before I got in.
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Prepare your anus. I win right?
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Ladies and Gentleman I present to you "The Flying V Position"
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I'm thinking "Prepare your anus" is still looking like the winner here.
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Jeff McKee in preparation mode. The sport of Wakeboarding is tough on the human body especially as we get older. Proper stretching can minimize the risk of injury.
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Quick! Put the fireworks in before I lose my grip!
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"Spread McgeEagle!"
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Supposed to read " spread MckeEagle!" Lol
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I call this one the Preparation H!
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Doubles rolls…. phef, so last year… 2014, the year of the flying V
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"I call this stretch the crescent moon"
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If a do a scorpion hand stand with my board on, will that win? OR, should I do a full on split with on foot in the binding?
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Stretching and doing your daily Mckeegal exercises is imperative to staying injury free this season.
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Roast queef stiffy?
My first boat was a Nautique Pooper Sport?
Indy Tantrum to behind?
Sorry, these are all terrible.
Spread your cheeks and lift your sack.
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This just wasn't worth it
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Since Jeff's wife won't go down on him someone has to so Jeff has been trying a new yoga position called the "suckin it myself pose" if he can just stretch his legs behind his ears he will have mastered it.
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Cough twice please!
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Guess who?? Deez nuts!
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please tell me its just a little rug burn doc