The hulking gravy train that is Rusty Malinoski will no longer be a wakeboarding groupie’s biggest catch. Rusty announced his engagement at the beginning of the year to his girlfriend, Lindsey. The two met several years ago when Rusty was visiting Jack Blodgett’s home in Oregon, where Lindsey lived. She moved to Orlando (an in with Rusty and Danny Harf) this past fall, and Rusty popped the question on New Year’s Eve. No word on when the wedding date is, but we can almost guarantee it will not be an outdoor wedding in December in Rusty’s home town of Humboldt, B.C. (where the average temp is about 20 below). Wimp.